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[-] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 85 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"It's a propreitery time-measurement standard"

[-] Sibshops@lemmy.myserv.one 21 points 1 week ago

I laughed at the absurdity of this comment.

[-] Baizey@feddit.dk 10 points 1 week ago

Laugh all you will, the standard will be kept a secret

[-] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 38 points 1 week ago

months. hang on Mom is trying to make me eat peas.

[-] fungalfelidae5@lemm.ee 18 points 1 week ago

milleniums, hold on trying to spawn a new galaxy in

You oopsied. Takes way longer than that.

[-] Mac@mander.xyz 31 points 1 week ago

> Be me
> At work
> Test appears to be finished based on logs
> Engineer asks to restart test at step 156
> Asking coworker about monitoring equipment that is not working
> "Why are you restarting the test? Did the engineer ask?"
> "No, i just thought it would be fun."

[-] ckmnstr@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

"Putting diapers on now, DTF?"

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago

Some religions use unusual measurements for age, but I can’t imagine asking this question.

[-] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

this fascinates me please provide search terms for me to do additional research.

[-] itsralC@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calendar

(Not sarcastic it is genuinely a great article that covers all kinds of calendars around the world)

[-] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

the counting of birthdays specifically was what was interesting to me but I'm sure it's in there somewhere.

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

The one I was thinking of was actually just Bhutan. I was told it was religious, but it’s just how they do. Very unique

[-] TachyonTele@piefed.social 10 points 1 week ago

Nice. Im 18 trucks old.

[-] Rusty@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 week ago

Is it metric years or imperial years?

Story points.

[-] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

That’s too early. Should be delaying that a bit so the cord blood drains first.

[-] sailorzoop@lemmy.librebun.com 4 points 1 week ago

The iPad kids have (d)evolved once again

this post was submitted on 09 Jun 2025
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