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[-] FireIced@lemmy.super.ynh.fr 3 points 1 day ago

I would understand if he ran away. Not because you're a nerd, but because of the wooden computer

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 44 points 2 days ago

5400 RPM spinning rust? Walk away.

[-] illegible@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 2 days ago

4GB ram? this guy is lemon party material.

[-] DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 154 points 3 days ago

Which 4th May is this from? Because if it's from 2007 then that's a perfectly reasonable mid-range machine, but if it's from last month then I really hope he's only using it as a personal Linux box for tinkering.

[-] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 2 points 1 day ago

ATI graphics sucked ass on Linux. Back then nVidia was recommended due to their superior drivers.

[-] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 50 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Well, the x1950 Pro is from Oct 2006 but Grindr didn't launch until March 2009. And I don't know if it launched with the iconic colours but I don't remember any other colours and I do remember using Grindr in 2010. Not sure about 2009.

Edit: nice dick tho

[-] 9point6@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago

I mean it's from at least roughly back when ATi was a thing

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[-] Holyginz@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

As a man who doesn't use things like grindr, I get the feeling that men who get that specific about their body measurements are probably red flags. Is that correct?

[-] Grilipper54@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

In profile stats people lie about their dick size. I've never had a person lie in the actual message though. The fact this person left out their age and then used wbu would make me hesitant to reply though.

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[-] TinyLittlePuni@lemmy.world 77 points 3 days ago

Intel Core 2 Duo? 4 GB DDR3 RAM?

Cretaceous period intensifies

[-] ThunderLegend@sh.itjust.works 20 points 3 days ago

That was my home server specs til February. Upgraded to a third gen i5 and 8gb ram

[-] aidan@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

This is just being poor

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[-] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 64 points 3 days ago
[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 11 points 2 days ago

It's energy efficient and quiet 🥺 it's romantic because it takes longer 🥺

[-] Jesus_666@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago

I wouldn't have gotten that far. That utter savage can't even tell the difference between MT/s and MB/s.

[-] Shawdow194@fedia.io 91 points 3 days ago

Those are like espresso machine specs nowadays

[-] S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Buddy I have less than that I'm so fukken done... I'm bout to go to hexbear mutual aid and beg for some buck to get a new pc...

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[-] carl_dungeon@lemmy.world 29 points 2 days ago

5 inches thick? It’s a chunky clam chowder can, yikes

[-] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Unless it's circumference, otherwise it should be advertised as a 5.25inch floppy

[-] andros_rex@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

It is circumference. And thickness >>> length.

[-] MisterFrog@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Thank you, this detail had me scratching my head. D≈1.56" makes so much more sense.

Not knowing the difference between circumference and thickness? Instant turn off.

[-] andros_rex@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

The rule is that you would report the bigger number. It’s dick sizes - there’s hundreds of contrived ways to brag.

[-] Doom@ttrpg.network 2 points 2 days ago

needle dick then

[-] azvasKvklenko@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 days ago

You completely forgot to mention it runs Arch

[-] tempest@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

That is implied.

The Arch is slightly to the left.

[-] zebidiah@lemmy.ca 25 points 3 days ago

...what year is this???

[-] daggermoon@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago

Seagate never made a 512GB HDD at least that I can find.

[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 10 points 2 days ago

Look, we all exaggerate a lil' bit on dating apps.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 28 points 3 days ago

Now, now, I'm sure the first guy was "enhancing" his own specs a little bit, too. We all do it.

That said, there are some arguably similar drives listed at 500 GB capacity on ebay. But it's not the size of the disk, it's the gesticulation of the allocation.

[-] daggermoon@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

I have several 500gb hdd's. I've never seen one labled 512 gb. Only micro sd cards and SSD's. If they did exist, I'd suspect they were either IDE or SAS.

[-] cRazi_man@europe.pub 12 points 3 days ago

Are you telling me this post is fake?

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[-] phantomwise@lemmy.ml 32 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I know you're supposed to say size doesn't matter and I don't want to be mean, but really... 4GB DDR3 RAM? 🤣 🤣 🤣

[-] SGforce@lemmy.ca 17 points 3 days ago

Considering the rest of his specs, it's ridiculous overkill.

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[-] Pnut@lemm.ee 8 points 2 days ago

In its hay day I would have killed for that.

P.S. my auto-correct wants me to say "have gotten killed for that". Yet again, I'm the victim.

[-] obsidianfoxxy7870 1 points 23 hours ago

Yea I hate when I got killed for something and then right a message about it.

[-] lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com 11 points 2 days ago

But what's the radius of the balls?

[-] Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Intel

Okay off to a bad start.

Core 2 Duo

Ok boomer.

[-] iamjackflack@lemm.ee 16 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Eww 5400 rpm hdd, even in the year here the pc is new is a hard no (also the drive would be 500 gb not 512 that’s an ssd thing not mechanical drives typically). 7200 rpm and highest cache amount possible please

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~5 inches thick means the circumference, I assume? Because a ~12cm diameter sounds rather uncomfortable.

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 day ago

bro just shoved the tape into his pants and accidentally measured his thigh

[-] gmtom@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Seems like a pretty normal girth to me?

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[-] anachrohack@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

And they say romance is dead

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