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[-] joel_feila@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Htf does the bottle cap work

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[-] HenriVolney@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago

Could you repeat in baguette, please?

[-] 0ops@lemm.ee 9 points 2 days ago

I do both lawful neutral and chaotic neutral at once. Am I paranoid?

[-] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Maybe it depends on climate, but bread left out where I am gets moldy way before it gets stale. The best solution is to keep it in the freezer (in a bag, and any of those methods but CE would probably be fine). Weeks later, the bread is still soft and send fresh. Bread thaws unbelievably fast. If I'm making a sandwich, I take two slices out and put them on a plate separated. Usually by the time I've got the other ingredients ready to go, the bread is thawed. If you're toasting the bread, it can go straight from freezer to toaster. If you're making sandwiches to take to work or school, you can just make them on the frozen bread.

[-] GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today 2 points 2 days ago

This is the way. I rarely eat bread that isn't at least warmed, so the only issue with the frozen bread is the effort it sometimes takes to separate slices.

[-] Don_alForno@feddit.org 2 points 1 day ago

I think anything that uses any kind of item that doesn't come packed with the bread belongs on the "lawful" side.

[-] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 days ago

I feel like this alignment chart doesn't consider how evil you could get. Leaving the bag open seems pretty tame for CE. I suggest the following:

  • Lawful Good: bread box w/ the bag
  • Neutral Good: bag clip
  • Chaotic Good: twist and tuck
  • Lawful Neutral: bread box w/o the bag
  • True Neutral: original bread clip
  • Chaotic Neutral: twist or tuck, not both
  • Lawful Evil: bag is tied shut
  • Neutral Evil: bag is left open
  • Chaotic Evil: bag is torn open in the middle
[-] Black616Angel@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 days ago

Lawful evil: Bag is vacuum sealed every time after using.

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[-] 0range@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago

You're going to be opening that package often over a short period. I don't think it's useful to tie it down too tightly, and i especially don't think it's useful to introduce accessories (clip, bottle hack), you'll have to deal with them every single time you open the bag.

It's also just a fucking bread bag, you don't need to secure it so firmly.

Twist and tuck or just tucking, maybe tying a knot if it's going to get jostled a bit (going camping)

[-] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 day ago

The bottle "hack" sounds insane, what a waste of time that is. Although I have seen a lot of things called hacks seem to be like that now, just extra steps that waste time.

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[-] lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 days ago

Let's put an end to the discussion

lol
lmao

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[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

I'm just saying twist and tuck is the best because it seals well enough and it's fast and requires no additional equipment. If you have a breadbox that's peak convenience, but I've only seen one family that had one ever, and they had the counter space for it.

[-] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 days ago

Also worth noting: a bread box generally isn't sealed that well, I would still recommend keeping the bread in a bag (depending on what type it is and how quickly you plan to eat it).

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[-] ZeroGravitas@lemm.ee 6 points 2 days ago

Pros and cons of breadbox? Any paladins out there willing to enlighten us?

[-] rebelsimile@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Had one, hated it, forget the bread was in there* and it doesn’t have some sort of magical bread preservation properties, it’s just a spot taking up counter space to hold a plastic bag.

* (I recognize this is my specific problem but it’s on the list of why it doesn’t work for me)

[-] db2@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Same here though, the bread turns to a brick of mold way before even getting close to the end.

The refrigerator might change the bread properties but at least it isn't ruined in two days.

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[-] Nalivai@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

I keep my bread in the fridge, and then it doesn't matter.
I guess it means I'm in Pathfinder universe or something

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I tie a knot AND twist and tuck. Where does that leave me?

[-] phdepressed@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

Chaotic evil would be rearranging the slices so they don't work for easy sandwiches.

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[-] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I tuck and put in breadbox. Naked in breadbox doesnt last long and it dries out. Tuck is easy to do, to undo and gets the job done as good as anything else when combined with a breadbox.

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