Heavens full, sorry guys you're all gonna have to go to hell.

Something like "This is God speaking." and "You were right, and all the other religions were wrong". Nukes would just fling flang and we'd finally just end it.

You guys know "everyone" includes trump, putin, jo-un, jimping, and all the other crazies out there right?!

Do we want to end the world?

Nobody is who they seem to be

OR

Everything is food

None of you are correct, except Jeff, he can get it

"go drain your bank account"

"I need to go to the toilet. #2. Immediately."

Gradually escalating unidentifiable whispering. Everyone starts asking if you can hear something, you all start agreeing you can hear whispering but not what it is, then the paradolia kicks in and people start hearing what they expect to hear. The constant gradual increase in volume. Increases the fear and certainty in what people are hearing, but also disrupts sleep and wakes anyone who was sleeping. Soon everyone is awake, sleep deprived, and panicked.

Wouldn't matter for people who still don't really have access, but I'm taking a page out of supervirus Daemon's book and telling everyone the web has been 100% infected and that they only have a short amount of time before it deletes itself permanently.

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!

“Fire!”