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[-] Sibshops@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago

Oh no, I was never a programmer in the past.

[-] superkret@feddit.org 12 points 2 days ago

Yeah OK, but back then, an office suite was like 500 LOC.

[-] 30p87@feddit.org 9 points 2 days ago

I'm 19 and in the past, apparently.

[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 4 points 1 day ago

I turned 40 two days ago. Get off my lawn!

[-] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

When you turn 40 do they issue you a lawn or do you not turn 40 until you have a lawn?

[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 3 points 1 day ago

You are issued a lawn IF you have chronic back pain. Otherwise you have to wait until you're at least 50.

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[-] Naich@lemmings.world 6 points 2 days ago

I'm 2 from the top, 3 from the bottom.

[-] CreatingMachines@fedia.io 6 points 2 days ago

my friend there are only 2 rows

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