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Dogs like squeaky toys, because it simulates killing small animals. It doesn’t care if you kill other animals.
My dog would wear a squirrel as a hat if we let him.
If my dogs are any indication, they would wear a recently deceased squirrel as a coat, entrails and all, preferably dripping blood.
My pup straight up skinned a squirrel a few weeks after we adopted her.
Hey, it's cool when the Orca do it with Salmon! Why do you want your dog to not be cool.
dog's a carnivore. probably doesn't find that any weirder than that you wear hats
"bro, wtf share next time"
they're actually omnivores.
I don’t think dogs are that judgmental.
When you bring someone home and the dog starts growling:
It really is the clothes themselves that are strange. That they come from plants, animals, or minerals are largely unimportant, but canis lupus really doesn't care what you kill.
The weird thing about clothes is that we don’t think they are weird.
They would do it too if they could
They would. Mine love to roll around in dead things when I’m not watching.
The cat thinks it’s cool
More likely the dog would just chew on the jacket.
My dog eats his own shit so ….
Or that you’re a mighty hunter!
And dogs are just as psycho as humans
My dogs would probably think I was that much cooler for it, I don't have a leather jacket though.
I knew those thumbs were good for more than turning metal cylinders into food.
You are a psycho
Anything oil based, like plastic, is the bodies of another animals. Your dog is probably wearing a plastic collar, if not a leather one .. oh wait!
this post was submitted on 27 Apr 2025
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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.
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