Dot - puzzle game using dots
Took me a while to figure out the original title. (I never play online games).
Octopat Traveler. A pixel art RPG where you level up by petting octopuses.
Elden Ing. An emotional story based game about growing old and facing your own mortality.
Tardew Valley. Less so about farming, bit more about establishing and managing an oil drilling site.
Stardew Alley - the back streets where weeds are traded
Grand Heft Auto - like Crazy Taxi but you are driving your obese aunt around town to run errands while taking shortcuts and avoiding weigh stations (which are in a town for some reason) Racing/puzzle mashup
Half-Lie - conman simulator
Perfect Ark: its just Gurren Lagann.
Warfame - The Hague simulator where you play as the former leader of a child army.
Slay the Sire - Instigate a medieval peasant revolt and establish a commune.
Alflife - a game about Gordon Freeman's brother Alfred and the troubles in his life
Halflie - as above but now we know the troubles are because of him not quite telling the truth
Mega Ma - No one's stopping a mother. Let alone Mega Ma
Hal -- It's the Sims, except focused on one guy called Hal.
Super Sash Bros -- They're all fabulous and they love to parade about in their sashes!
Dragon Ball Xenverse -- A couple of Saiyans find themselves in the Borderworld and help Gordon Freeman send the Nihilanth packing.
The Matrix: Path of No -- You take the blue pill. The end.
Tom Raider. It's about a guy name Tom Raider. He sells insurance.
God of Ar - idk, pirates!
AC Man – 🥵 Dude's just trying to get cool
Rimword: The margarita bandit strikes again! Can you decipher the clues left behind in the salt on his glass?
Gang Beats - rhythm game containing songs from the hood
Ape Legends - a simian themed battle royale
Dad Space
"God dammit Billy, if you ask me if we're in the Alpha Centauri system yet, I swear to God I will pull this cruiser over. I'm sirius!"
BABA IS YO
- Instead of controlling Baba, they just are cool instead 😎
Valorat - a tactical first person shooter where players play as a set of rodents with special abilities
Fir Emblem: An art game where you design a logo for a forestry company.
Dom: BDSM-themed hentai game, emphasis on the DS part.
The Itcher 3: Geralt of Rivia is searching for a topical analgesic after encountering mosquitos
Allout 3. Arguably the best in a series of post-apocalyptic battle royale games.
Raveyard Keeper: Your hopes and dreams of making the most fly night club in the 2000's with Bob the Skull as your DJ and hypeman.
Slent Hill - game about a quaint village in Scotland
Minecrat - game about aristocrat miners
The Sms - game about texting people
Bishock - game about bi panic (my kind of game lol)
Resident Eil - game about homebody eels who cant spell
Cave Tory
- you're a robot and find yourself fighting against bats and creatures in a cave shouting you their traditional British beliefs (Tory)
Death Standing - You play as the Grim Reaper guiding souls into the afterlife.
Meal Gear. Tactically finding the food machine without being spotted.
Ax Payne: Max Payne's lesser known cousin, who's staunchly against firearms. Uses axes instead!
Ike, a Dragon - Ike becomes ostracized and has to come to terms what being a dragon truly means.
(Alright I'm pushing the rules by adding comma)
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