With modern cars having so many sensors, a dying battery can cause all sorts of weird, seemingly random issues. I have no idea it's the problem here but it's usually one of the first things I check when an issue isn't obvious. Just because the battery starts the car (or does whatever it does in evs) doesn't mean that the sensors, relays, and servos are getting the juice they need to operate correctly.

Some people use WankPanzer.

'Deplorean' is my personal fav followed by 'Wankpanzer'

Incel camino

Cybersuck?

I think SwastiCar works really well

It’s running low on crab juice.

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Honestly I was with you, it was weird.

I did some digging and found the tweet, he's a kool aid drinking tech bro and backed up his claim with a selfie and screenshots from speaking with their support center.

Can chalk this one up to actually terrible products.

If you look closely at the second image, it looks like it still has the peelies on it. Those things are dust magnets.

https://www.theautopian.com/cybertrucks-are-piling-up-as-tesla-struggles-to-move-thousands-of-expensive-trucks/

They aren't being cleaned? You think basic maintenance is happening on those trashcans?

As with most electronics, the most likely times for failure are shortly after manufacture and years later after use. Failures in the middle are generally rare, hence the warranty.

There are components where quality testing can only give a pass/fail so there's no way to know that it barely passed until it fails shortly after.

This isn't unique to Tesla, or even EVs. This happens with nearly all electronics. Many things can be tested more thoroughly and have lower quality limits set above what's actually required, but some stuff just can't be tested like that ahead of time.

And there's always just real life. They could have driven it home and parked near to a packrat who decided that a wiring harness looked like a good snack overnight. The car can't tell that a rat ate the wiring, it will just give generic errors for whatever isn't working right. Is that likely? No, but it is possible, and not something we would be able to tell from screenshots of the generic error screen telling the driver to schedule service.