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[-] adarza@lemmy.ca 32 points 1 month ago

just a lame-ass excuse for not finding whatever evidence they were looking for.

elsewhere, some seeding was done.

now they'll do the 'full' data grab and 'find' what they were looking for.

[-] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 13 points 1 month ago

Yeah. Hiring inexperienced children into government isn't fraud, by itself. But I bet it makes fraud way easier.

[-] hypeerror@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 month ago

No matter what actually happened here we can confidently state this clown is full of shit and has no idea what he's doing.

[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 29 points 1 month ago
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[-] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 month ago

What’s the bet the software they downloaded is malware and it’s crypto mining?

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[-] CodeBlooded@programming.dev 20 points 1 month ago

Is this a real post? I can’t seemed to find it on that website “X, formerly known as Twitter.”

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[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 19 points 1 month ago

“I store my records on vinyl. You’ve probably never heard of them.”

[-] WhatYouNeed@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

Maybe he left his shed lizard skin on top of the hard drive that caused the overheating?

[-] MoonRaven@feddit.nl 14 points 1 month ago

Hard drive? How old is his computer?

[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

IT guy checking in.

The only time I've even seen drive temp sensor alarms is on server raid arrays and other similar hard drives/SSDs.... Never in my life have I seen one available on a consumer device, nor have I seen any alarm for and drive temp, go off. It just doesn't happen.

IMO, this is one of those language barriers where people call their computer chassis (and everything in it) the "hard drive".

Applying that assumption, their updated statement is: His computer over heated.

Idk what kind of shit system he's running on that 60k rows would cause overheating, but ok.

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