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submitted 2 months ago by imvii@lemmy.ca to c/world@lemmy.world

"The United States has reached out to Denmark..."

You know, the country the United States wants to invade and forcefully take land from.

America: The dumbest rocks in the sock drawer.

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[-] MyOpinion@lemm.ee 314 points 2 months ago

Do not help us. This is what we deserve.

[-] takeda@lemm.ee 64 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

What's ironic is that from all countries he is asking Denmark. Greenland is An autonomous territory under the kingdom of Denmark.

I heard that before asking Greenland he was asking Canada as well.

[-] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 36 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Is he trying to neg us by threatening our sovereignty and then asking for a favour??? Most high schoolers know better than to fall for that. Like, get real.

I think that's the point. Bullying/Threatening countries and then "asking" them for help. Then if they don't oblige he uses it to booster support for the bullying and threats. Similar ordeal with cutting aid to Egypt and then asking them to take something like 1.5 million people in from Gaza that Trump doesn't want on their homeland.

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[-] MyDogLovesMe@lemmy.world 182 points 2 months ago

Canada here. Our eggs are cheap.

You want em?

Take your trade war agression and shove it up your ass!

You want to take our sovereignty away?

…starve.

[-] growsomethinggood@reddthat.com 33 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
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[-] Treczoks@lemmy.world 114 points 2 months ago

Denmark, from who they want to steal Greenland. They are obviously terminally stupid in Washington.

[-] stardust@lemmy.ca 105 points 2 months ago

Help? Help? What happened to wanting to be a proud independent country that don't need no allies.

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[-] zephorah@lemm.ee 80 points 2 months ago

This is why we HAD allies. Had. To assist with the largesse we consume as Americans. You don’t get to swing your orange dick around at the world, offending and assaulting every ally, and then ask for help.

[-] ragingdachshund@lemm.ee 77 points 2 months ago

Citizen of the United States here. Don’t. Assume whatever this orange anal fistula offers to pay will in fact not be paid. Assume whatever agreement brokered will immediately be ignored or violated. Assume this pus filled clementine will still try to “take” Greenland.

Let this shithole 3rd world country burn. It asked for fascism in the form of egg prices, let them deal with their egg prices.

[-] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 27 points 2 months ago

As a Canadian, the US can have my eggs on the condition of the delivery method being lobbing them over the border at official government buildings.

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[-] PaulBunyan@lemm.ee 24 points 2 months ago

Also a Yank. At this point we really do deserve the punishment. I just hope that when we get a new administration in a little less than four years the world has a shred of sympathy for us.

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[-] tracker@sh.itjust.works 73 points 2 months ago

Ask Canada… oh, wait!

WOMP WOMP WOMP, EH?

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[-] pjwestin@lemmy.world 67 points 1 month ago

Good thing we've got so many international allies and are known for being such a stable, reliable economic partner. Now, if you'll excuse me, I haven't read the news in two months and I need to catch up on current events.

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[-] Goretantath@lemm.ee 63 points 2 months ago

As a true American, don't help us with eggs, it'l hurt your country in the long run. Let us suffer so we can get our heads out of our asses and purge the nazis.

[-] Brotha_Jaufrey@lemmy.world 59 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"You will become part of the US."

two days later....

"Bro my egg prices are high, can you help a brotha out?"

[-] newthrowaway20@lemmy.world 59 points 2 months ago

So Trump can't get it under control. Got it.

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[-] Nangijala@feddit.dk 52 points 1 month ago

Let me see... since new years you have threatened to annex Greenland, had Musk call our finest astronaut retarded, called our Prime Minister retarded, recently Roger Stone called one of our conservative politicians a sick demented asshole on Twitter when said politician asked for the general secretary of NATO to not joke about Trump and Greenland and... oh yeah, Trump and Vance attacked and insulted our dear friend, President Zelenskyj on world wide TV.

So...... how about no? Oh, I'm sorry: no, thank you.

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[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 50 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Oh now Trump wants allies?

Recognize the passive voice: "The US has reached out". They don't say Trump reached out or the Trump administration reached out.

[-] sunfur82@lemmy.ca 50 points 1 month ago

Hilarious. The US reaching out to the people they've insulted, threatened or victimized in some way, shape or form and asking them for help. And when they get refused, they'll tell the American people that everyone is being so mean to them.

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[-] Wispy2891@lemmy.world 49 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Air delivered eggs from another continent, surely they're going to be cheap. If only there were at least two neighboring countries that could be able to send them for cheaper...

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 35 points 2 months ago

Unfortunately they have totally unpreventable tariffs right now. I said totally unavoidable. No way to prevent it.

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[-] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 47 points 2 months ago

I would love to see NATO countries (besides the US) band together and say:

”We will come together to support our great ally, so long as she saves herself. Upon the acceptance of President Trump's and Vice President Vance's resignation, we will provide the aid that our friend needs."

Trump could, in fact, be the hero here. He could walk away from the presidency with a win. For added measure, these countries could write lofty and wonderful articles about Trump's selflessness.

We know he won't.

Aside: I'm not saying Mike Johnson would make a good president. But let's take this one thing at a time.

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[-] sloppychops@lemmy.ca 44 points 2 months ago

Lay your own eggs, turkey looking cunt.

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[-] st33lb0ne@lemmy.world 44 points 2 months ago

This is a joke right? Something from the Onion? Why would any country help out Trump now?

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[-] NotSteve_@lemmy.ca 44 points 2 months ago

I thought the US didn’t need anything from anyone else? Isn’t that what you said?

[-] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 44 points 1 month ago

Ask for 50% mineral rights and a thank you.

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[-] sinnsykfinbart@lemmy.world 42 points 1 month ago

The Norwegian government will offer eggs, and we will only ask for the state of New York or as we like to call it: Nye Jorvik. The citizens of Nye Jorvik will enjoy all the benefits from a stabile, functioning social democracy.

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[-] wewbull@feddit.uk 38 points 1 month ago

The fastest way to have a people turn on it's leaders is for the food supply to be threatened.

Wouldn't it be wonderful if Americans turned on their leaders?

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[-] BedSharkPal@lemmy.ca 37 points 2 months ago

Hold the line Denmark. Don't pull a fucking Australia. Fuck those guys.

[-] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 35 points 1 month ago

I don't know if it helps anyone, but you don't need eggs to survive

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[-] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago

I would not send a single good egg until Jan 2029.

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[-] ogeist@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago

Well, well, well... if it isn't the consequences of your own actions

[-] hikuro93@lemmy.ca 28 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Oh? I was under the impression you didn't need us lesser and grifter nations? That we took you for a ride?

Hm... I propose a fair trade - you might even call it "the best deal ever". Our eggs, for your cards.

Wait, I forgot. Your cards lost their value recently, as they couldn't do shit for Ukraine against our common enemy.

[-] ikidd@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago

Yah, we're going to need you to go fuck yourself.

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[-] CobraChicken3000@lemmy.ca 27 points 2 months ago

Is this some kind of sick joke?? Get fucked.

[-] Manticore@lemmy.nz 27 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The eggs aren't even that much more expensive to produce. The hit has only been about 2%. There's still plenty of eggs. And it's the same with getting free range eggs instead of battery/cage - the increase in production price is pretty small, really.

It comes down to the same thing: the market charging premiums. They charge more for free range because it's 'luxury'. They charge more for organic because it's 'lifestyle'. And they charge more for eggs during US strife because it's 'supply and demand'.

They have the supply. They also have an excuse, and nobody is regulating them. The country doesn't need to buy eggs en masse, it needs to regulate pricing.

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[-] withabeard@sh.itjust.works 26 points 2 months ago

I'm not saying we should...

But negative tariffs on eggs coming out of the USA and ridiculous tariffs on eggs going into the USA would tickle my funny bone

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[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 23 points 1 month ago

everything except actually putting the companies responsible in check.

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[-] Aliktren@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago

Americas chickens coming home to roost

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[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 19 points 2 months ago

Meanwhile, the egg department in my grocery store is absolutely full not a single carton sold.

Nobody's paying eight bucks for a carton they can rot.

Meanwhile I bought a pack of chicken breasts at 267 a pound which is the normal price.

There's no shortage of chickens, there's no shortage of eggs

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[-] lemel@lemmy.ml 19 points 2 months ago

European nations, please say that you will export eggs only when the idiots are out of power.

[-] titi@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

We use the word eggs in German the way yankies use nuts or balls. That said, yes, you can swallow our eggs, dear US government.

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[-] Montreal_Metro@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Kneel down and beg.

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 month ago

No, fuck you.

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