Hail corporate!

someone got tired of mopping up all the jizz from the ball pit.

Ronald McDonald is a capitalist.

Code enforcement in cities and towns, especially more are more to blame for this than any other factor. Where I’m from the more affluent suburbs, barring in any kind of real individual expression or even signage.

There really is a lack of kids-themed restaurants. Rainforest Cafe, Old McD with play places, You'd think they'd be able to keep a place that caters to families open.

And it also just got more expensive

Dude those ball pits were special, they don't exist anymore. Disease infested suffocation hazards, but special.

Jesus Christ you lot need to get out more. You lot are seriously over analysing changes in marketing, and using it to stroke your ego's.