The mirrors on the ceiling... I never got that. Who wants to watch themselves fucking?
People with much higher self esteem/body confidence than me!
You're telling me if you could watch the naughty bits slapping together while you're having sex you wouldn't?
Now I'm trying to figure out what angle would make them easier to watch through a ceiling mirror rather than, you know, just looking right at them.
This reminds me of the hotel room in fear and loathing in Las Vegas
Oh god the toilet.
Don't need an ensuite if the entire room is the bathroom. [Taps head.]
I’m not a fan of pooping behind the curtain. I hope its not carpet around the toilet.
Oh you can see it clearly is....
I can literally hear the 80’s porn music right now… haha
Adopts sultry female voice, 'Mmmm, das ist schöne.'
All I can think while looking at this is....
Bed, bath, and beyond.
I'm sorry. I'll see myself out.
There’s another post in this community called “bed bath and beyond”. Less sex but more mildew.
I tried to find the place with a reverse image search, but also if the hits (there are quite a number) are to collections of pics of the worst home interiors.
Yeah, I found it on a random “worst listings” site. Would love to see the rest!
It reminds me of the house from Scarface
Terrible Estate Agent Photos
Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.
Posting guidelines.
Posts in this community must be of property (inside or out) listed for sale which contains a terrible element. “Terrible” can refer to:
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the photo itself (finger over the lens, too far away, people in the shot, bad Photoshop, etc.)
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the property (weird layout, questionable plumbing, unsound structure, etc.)
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the interior (carpeted bathrooms, awful taste interiors, weird mannequins/taxidermies/art, inflatable pools indoors, etc.)
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the actual listing itself including unusual descriptions and unrealistic pricing. However, this isn’t a community to discuss the housing market in general. This is a comedic community - let’s keep it light.
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Photos can be sourced from anywhere and be any age, but please check they haven’t already been posted.
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Censor any names/contact details of private individuals.
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Mark the post NSFW if it includes nudity or sensitive content
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