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How to write a programming novel (lemmy.sdf.org)
submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by sebastiancarlos@lemmy.sdf.org to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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How to write a programming novel?

  • Cover: CSS
  • Copyright Page: GNU GPLv3
  • Intentionally Blank Page: Whitespace
  • Notes For The Second Edition: Kotlin
  • Notes for The First Edition: Java
  • Front Matter: Markdown
  • Dedication: Rust
  • Prologue: Prolog
  • Chapter 1: C
  • Chapter 2: C++
  • Chapter 3: C3
  • Chapter 4: Forth
  • Pull Quotes: Git
  • Unexpected Sex Scene: LaTeX
  • Dream Sequence: APL
  • Cliffhanger Ending: Python 2
  • Index: IndexedDB
  • Errata: PHP
  • Sequel: SQL
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[-] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago

Back-cover synopsis: Swift

[-] agless@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

The fine print: C#

[-] sebastiancarlos@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 weeks ago

Brilliant!

[-] perishthethought@lemm.ee 7 points 2 weeks ago

I tried to think of something funny to add to this, but all I could think of was "javascript".

[-] YMS@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 weeks ago

Well, in the world of esoteric candidates, there would be some easy ones, like Brainfuck or Shakespeare, but maybe Whitespace is enough of them in the list.

[-] entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 weeks ago

The Movie Adaptation: Javascript

[-] biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago

The awakening: holyC

[-] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 2 points 1 week ago

Errata: PHP

That hurts.

But yes.

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