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How to write a programming novel (lemmy.sdf.org)
submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by sebastiancarlos@lemmy.sdf.org to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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How to write a programming novel?

  • Cover: CSS
  • Copyright Page: GNU GPLv3
  • Intentionally Blank Page: Whitespace
  • Notes For The Second Edition: Kotlin
  • Notes for The First Edition: Java
  • Front Matter: Markdown
  • Dedication: Rust
  • Prologue: Prolog
  • Chapter 1: C
  • Chapter 2: C++
  • Chapter 3: C3
  • Chapter 4: Forth
  • Pull Quotes: Git
  • Unexpected Sex Scene: LaTeX
  • Dream Sequence: APL
  • Cliffhanger Ending: Python 2
  • Index: IndexedDB
  • Errata: PHP
  • Sequel: SQL
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[-] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago

Back-cover synopsis: Swift

[-] agless@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

The fine print: C#

[-] sebastiancarlos@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 10 months ago

Brilliant!

[-] perishthethought@lemm.ee 8 points 10 months ago

I tried to think of something funny to add to this, but all I could think of was "javascript".

[-] YMS@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 10 months ago

Well, in the world of esoteric candidates, there would be some easy ones, like Brainfuck or Shakespeare, but maybe Whitespace is enough of them in the list.

[-] entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 10 months ago

The Movie Adaptation: Javascript

[-] biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago

The awakening: holyC

[-] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 3 points 10 months ago

Errata: PHP

That hurts.

But yes.

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