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nathan mahoney kills another ceo

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[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 243 points 5 months ago

Class war finally coming out in the open? One can hope

[-] hungryphrog 50 points 5 months ago

Since Europe does whatever 'merica does, I can't wait for this trend to arrive here.

[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 37 points 5 months ago

Why wait? CEOs are killing thousands through their decisions right now and even more later through their actions. Theres no time to waste waiting!

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[-] DmMacniel@feddit.org 204 points 5 months ago

with a knife under his ribs. He was transferred to a nearby hospital where he immediately underwent surgery and is expected to make a full recovery.

though.

[-] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 37 points 5 months ago
[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 39 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Yeah, but you also have to have a plan. Human beings are both incredibly tough and fragile at the same time, as long as the brain is getting blood a hospital can save you.

This is why if you stab a CEO you need to go for the neck and know where the arteries are. Heart is okay if you've got a real knife and know what you're doing but it's more effort than it's worth otherwise, and the one thing that won't work is stabbing them in the stomach ten times.

Gut wounds were death in the Before Times before antibiotics, now it's just unpleasant.

[-] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 38 points 5 months ago

This guy deposes

[-] Hazor@lemmy.world 25 points 5 months ago

Suddenly realizing the anti-education efforts of the Republican bunch, the Koch's and all their ilk, is actually motivated by self-preservation. It's harder to know how to kill your overlords if you never learn about anatomy to know what parts are fragile. For example, you'd never know that cutting the femoral arteries can be every bit as fatal as the carotids, or that when targeting the heart/lungs a knife blade in a vertical orientation would just get caught in the ribs, or that puncturing both lungs would also be extremely bad.

A gut wound that reaches the abdominal aorta very well could be death, but how many people even know where it is?

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[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 197 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

All the companies I've worked for have said they're more like families. Families fight sometimes. I think all of these matters should remain between family members.

[-] ODuffer@lemmy.world 26 points 5 months ago

A domestic you could say.

[-] pemptago@lemmy.ml 15 points 5 months ago

"This isn't a business. I've always thought of it more of a source of cheap labour, like a family."

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[-] yesman@lemmy.world 185 points 5 months ago

Workplace violence has always been a thing in the US. As a phenomena, it predates the era of school shootings. It's so common that I feel comfortable predicting that this man's motives were a personal grievance, not class warfare.

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 23 points 5 months ago

Depending on the grievance it might still be "class warfare" depending on how loosely you define it.

[-] L0rdMathias@sh.itjust.works 18 points 5 months ago

It has literally been taught in schools for decades, what did people expect?

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[-] StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 119 points 5 months ago

His name better fucking be Mario.

[-] theangryseal@lemmy.world 27 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

The Marios of the world probably be thinking deep thoughts about right now…

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[-] Mechaguana@programming.dev 112 points 5 months ago

Hey maybe school shootings will go down now

[-] ComradeMiao@lemmy.dbzer0.com 111 points 5 months ago

CEO’s are the new classrooms

[-] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 37 points 5 months ago

And then congress with actually do something about it...

[-] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 16 points 5 months ago

And Trump is the only president who has ever advocated a complete gun ban.

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 13 points 5 months ago

Was that before or after he almost greatly helped humanity?

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[-] b161 90 points 5 months ago

More like this please. Enough of these parasites destroying the planet and forcing us to live as slaves.

[-] Nastybutler@lemmy.world 90 points 5 months ago

Boardrooms are the new classrooms, if you will

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[-] Tin@lemmy.world 81 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

He probably gave them a membership to the jelly of the month club instead of a Christmas bonus.

[-] Nutteman@lemmy.world 19 points 5 months ago

Top reference, I will always upvote the greatest christmas movie of all time

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[-] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 75 points 5 months ago

You guys realize this company is tiny, right? The guy stabbed isn't some rich CEO. He just runs a machine shop. In Muskegon. Which is basically nowhere. Also, the guy is expected to live, and Nathan was arrested in 15 minutes. This story is no comparison, it's just sad.

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[-] hydration9806@lemmy.ml 75 points 5 months ago

I wonder if this new trend will stop some CEOs from forcing RTO. Harder to stab over the computer 🤔

[-] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 51 points 5 months ago

No, they'll just WFH. They're important and make the rules, so clearly the rules don't apply to them.

[-] HawlSera@lemm.ee 63 points 5 months ago

If I have to choose between an America where Executives live in fear that one day they could be the next headline, and one where the same thing happens but it's to school children?

Not much of a choice

[-] ComradeMiao@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 5 months ago

Easy choice

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[-] uberdroog@lemmy.world 59 points 5 months ago

They make tank parts, fyi.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 34 points 5 months ago
[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 19 points 5 months ago

Like...for fish tanks?

[-] ComradeMiao@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 5 months ago

That’s very noteworthy!

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[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 53 points 5 months ago

One one way violence will be tolerated in the workplace, and it's not from the lower class!!

/s

[-] Spitzspot@lemmings.world 48 points 5 months ago

I'm assuming he cancelled Christmas bonuses.

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 26 points 5 months ago

Jelly of the month club is the gift that keeps on giving all year long!

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[-] AmazingAwesomator@lemmy.world 22 points 5 months ago

or made sure the annual bonus was a pizza party

<.<

[-] LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 16 points 5 months ago

They’re still having a pizza party, but only pineapple topping.

[-] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 40 points 5 months ago
[-] GhiLA@sh.itjust.works 33 points 5 months ago
[-] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 25 points 5 months ago

it's starting

[-] wildcardology@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago

I'm holding off on the celebration until I know the reason for the stabbing and what kind of person the president is.

[-] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago

CEOs rethinking RTO

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