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Caffeine must be one of, if not the, most used drug. It is vital to the operation of more or less every industry.

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[-] federalreverse@feddit.de 6 points 2 years ago

The entire premise of this question seems insane. The only industry in which caffeine is vital is probably the coffee industry.

Yeah, there would be a black market and what not but that doesn't mean the world would stop turning off supply ran out.

[-] Buffalobuffalo@reddthat.com 5 points 2 years ago

Don’t forget many types of tea have similar levels of caffeine. And US started a whole war over a tax on tea much less a ban.

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[-] SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Most mathematicians will be in jail.

[-] MisterChief@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Same thing that happens with most drugs. It'll still get in, prices will skyrocket, and it'll be laced with fentanyl so instead of enjoying a nice cup of coffee, you'll die because the government tried to tell you what you can do to your own body again.

[-] joeyv120@ttrpg.network 5 points 2 years ago

Perhaps some people would stop punishing their own bodies for the benefit of their employer.

[-] TopShelfVanilla@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

Ha, I drink way more coffee on the weekends than I do during the work week. It's definitely a recreational drug for me.

[-] CCatMan@lemmy.one 5 points 2 years ago

Caffeine as an additive to drinks is weird.

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[-] mvirts@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

I think productivity would increase after about a month of global caffeine withdrawal. Plus heart attacks would probably decrease

[-] rufus@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 years ago

Have a headache for a few days. And reorganize everything to not start the workday before noon.

[-] luthis@lemmy.nz 4 points 2 years ago

Anyone who comes between me and my tea leaves is a dead man.

Especially on a Monday.

[-] PowerCrazy@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

It would be yet another failed policy pushed by the kind of idiots who like to ban things. Comics/Guns/Porn/Drugs etc.

[-] Moghul@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I'd have a rough few weeks coming off my 8 espressos a day habit but I'd get over it eventually

[-] RustedSwitch@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I consider a double shot the minimum portion - do you have 8 of those?

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[-] Loce@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Probably a lot more work related murders.

[-] Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I would take a 30 minute nap every day after lunch.

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[-] TheMusicalFruit@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Everyone would be miserable at first, so you wouldn’t want to be out in public for the first week or so, then after the withdrawal subsided it would be more or less back to normal. I went off caffeine for a while, once you get over the hump you realize you don’t actually need it as much as you thought.

[-] monk@lemmy.unboiled.info 3 points 2 years ago

Just a reminder that a substance being legal doesn't mean you should consume it.

[-] LazaroFilm@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Cartels would become huuuuuge (more hugerest than now) also fast car and fast boats sales would skyrocket.

[-] LilDestructiveSheep@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

That day I will definitely not being in the office. I mean... It's gonna be a wreckfest.

[-] jcrabapple@dmv.pub 2 points 2 years ago

Personally I would pass away and die.

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