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French vampires (lemmy.world)

Catstrey @CatstreyDave

To kill a French Vampire you need to drive a baguette through its heart. Sounds easy but the process is painstaking.

5:22 PM -01 Jan 20- Twitter for Android

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[-] not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world 42 points 1 day ago

The legendary bilingual double pun!

[-] not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago

Painstaking - time consuming.

Staking - piercing with a wooden stake.

Pain - French word for bread.

[-] TherapyGary 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

But that's the only pun though, isn't it?

Edit: Oh shit it's two in one lol nvm- I just woke up from a nap

[-] cucumber_sandwich@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago

And a baguette is a stake, too, right? Another pun

[-] uranibaba@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Pain = beard / hurt

[-] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Missed it at first until I read your comment.

[-] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago

Better quality version

[-] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago
[-] lime@feddit.nu 2 points 21 hours ago

i thought you had to use garlic bread? man, i've been overpaying

[-] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Cross-post to "DadJokes?"

[-] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 5 points 1 day ago

Actually snorted.

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