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French vampires (lemmy.world)
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Catstrey @CatstreyDave

To kill a French Vampire you need to drive a baguette through its heart. Sounds easy but the process is painstaking.

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[-] rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

What is the second pun?

[-] not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago

Painstaking - time consuming.

Staking - piercing with a wooden stake.

Pain - French word for bread.

[-] TherapyGary 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

But that's the only pun though, isn't it?

Edit: Oh shit it's two in one lol nvm- I just woke up from a nap

[-] cucumber_sandwich@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago

And a baguette is a stake, too, right? Another pun

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