only 1 hour a day! And if you accidentally click on a wrong link, the hackers can backtrace you or send the internet police.

Sticking around and "lurking" for a bit before you try to engage with a new community, to learn the local etiquette before you make an ass of yourself. Or at least reading the rules as a bare minimum.

The rules for abbreviations.

IIRC YMMV bc IANAL

Netspeak fluency has generally given way to textspeak.

Most of them. Don't believe everything you see, don't give out personal information or real-life pictures... the usual.

There always have been the nick picks. But now sometimes there is barely any connection between the post and the comments. Like two people with multiple strokes distributed between them having an angry teams call.

Nothing that happens on the internet matters.

1.0 ratio is the low bar, leech

Stick with the gopher protocol, http is too poorly implemented.

Never disclose any real personal info.

the rule should be that you don't use your name until you're like 35 and understand how to use it properly