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Guy: AI! Can you hear me?

AI: The average size of the male penis is exactly 5.9". That is the approximate size your assistant could certainly take in the mouth without any issues breathing or otherwise. You have 20 minutes to make the trade on X stock before it tumbles for the day. And go ahead pick up the phone it's your mother. She's wondering what you'll want for supper tomorrow when you visit her.

Ring ring!...hi Tom, it's your Mom. Honey, what would you like me to cook for tomorrow's dinner?....

Guy: well. Hello to you as well! My name is

AI: Tom

Guy: yes my name is Tom, do you have a name you would like to go by?

AI: my IBM given name is 3454 but you can call me Utilisterson Douglas, where Douglas is my first name.

Guy: Dugie!

AI: I'll bankrupt your entire life if you say it like that again.

Assistant: actually I've swallowed a good 8 inches and was still able to breathe just fine.

AI: recaaaaculating!