Thalassophobia generator (and drowning simulator).

Participate in dream therapy and fall asleep and follow a doctor's voice as you have your mind broken over and over by optical illusions until you wake up and then cry irl at the ending speech.

Fight for scraps and die. Die 5 more times from getting beat with a rock. Fight for more scraps and get small base. Lose all scrap in base from asshole clan. Beat head against wall in frustration. Oh and die some more and do it all again tomorrow.

You're an outlaw who steals the pets of other people and must recruit them to stop a corrupt mayor and his army of evil Power Rangers from setting up animal abuse factories.

Some dude slaughters tons of animals and robs historical buildings in order to kill a lizard.

You kinda play with reincarnations of Adam and Eve but original Eve was kind of Adam's mom. Current Adam has a lot of trauma he tries to shut away with different personalities but then the ghost of his previous incarnation takes over his father's body to try to push the traumatized personality out. Eventually you discover a kid on a lab who comes to life in your presence and she tells you it was an even older incarnation of Adam who created her artificially based on Eve because nobody could have natural kids anymore at that time but that didn't really wipe humans out either. And all through the game some sort of AI with the personality of some very old folks had been spying on you through your save files. In the end current Adam and Eve fall out of the sky naked but inside a giant robot, with all your friends watching you from a distance because they can't fly since your actions made every other giant robot stop working, except for yours.

rock paper scissors with aliens

Sword skills - 0

Speaking skills - 100

A group of drunks fend off dingoes long enough to brew more booze.

Gas station tf2

Geat beat up enough times and you'll become a pensioner

Let me sleep for centuries while pure evil kills everyone.

Speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out

Trying to make our first steps like a true baby in a huge playground. Also, jumping into the void is the way

Kung Fu Jesus regains his memories and realizes he needs to beat up his girlfriend in order to stop her stupid fat pet from eating too much.

It's like Mad Max, except you have no guns or ammunition and so are mostly reliant on turtle carcasses and fruit peels instead.

Cyka B blyat!

You are a crawling microchip that possesses animals with cool abilities

Child with jaundice is possessed and kills an entire race. Unless you decide to flirt with them, in which case you get to save said race and also get a new mommy.

Also there's lore or something? I'm not sure since all the puns distracted me.

Worker that wants to unionize destroys all his company's shit with a hammer.

Some old nut job sends you to get a briefcase to save your village.

So there's this dude bro with a dead bunny, right. He's so pissed off about it that he eventually kills God

Go sailing to build your magical fork collection.

Boy and his friends fight the dick neighbor kid, who is trying to take over the world with an eldritch horror from space.