There's a burger shop ona prominent corner with an odd name (I won't say to avoid doxxing my neighborhood but it's basically "Burger Style Burgers"). Despite where it's located, it's never busy and it's been there forever. There's one other location: 3000 miles away in LA. Definitely a money laundering operation.

In the town I live in one of the worst kept secrets is a small hundred year old mixed use 2 or 3 story building. The Laundromat at the bottom with a handful of old washing machines and dryers is always locked and never actually open. Former tenants have publicly stated it's purely a front because the landlord doesn't want to bother with a commercial tenant but because of the zoning it needs a commercial space on the ground level so they maintain a fake laundromat

My barber used to have basicallyno customers, his family members as the employees (shite) and one day went ahead and got cctv cameras installed and had a backroom that was well protected. Later the shop and the people mysteriously disappeared suddenly.

Where I live in Ireland, multiple towns near me have new nail salons setup for manicures, pedicures etc. Thing is though, almost all of them have big signs up saying "cash only". A lot of the time its not busy or they have no customers yet new ones open up every month. Its almost certainly a front. The cash only thing is likely so that its easier to avoid tax or launder money. The government was looking to make cash only businesses illegal and must be able to take card payments too, but that legislation is probably a few years out yet.

Used to go to a night club that must have been up to something. The prices, both membership and drinks were so low it is either fake booze or another income. The drinks seemed fine.

Burrito place near me. They cost $3 for a regular and then $5 for a specialty. No way they're surviving on that much money renting in a strip mall. I only ever see 1 or 2 other people in there at most even during lunch or dinner

When I was in Seattle there is this pizza place in a suburban neighborhood that only open for 3 hours 4 days a week from 2:00 to 5:00. All of the workers were the same ones every day and they all three looked no nonsense but friendly enough when you ordered .

The pizza was really good and the calzones were fantastic, so I would go there often, but I almost never saw another customer in the place even though they had at least twenty tables with four chairs at each table set up in two giant dining rooms.

And they were in and out of the way spot with a very small sign. And I think at the most I ever saw one table taken up when I went there and that was only once.

And I never waited in line.

It just seemed like a really odd disposition for a pizza place that obviously needed to pay for a pretty high overhead considering how much space it took up.

There are several! It's kind of a problem in my city but none of the civilians care because somehow they have the best food

I live fairly close to a place notoriously filled with drug dealing gangs. One summer 3 pet fish stores and 4 barber shops opened and within a couple of month they were all closed.

Red Rooster. It's a national chain restaurant here in AU with outlets in every major city, you never see anyone in there and nobody knows anyone who eats there, but they never seem to have any trouble staying open.

Ask any Australian about Red Rooster. franchise chain that can be found all over the place, yet no restaurant ever seems to have customers either in store or the drivethrough, at least not in the volumes you would expect they require to stay open. Its a real enigma, but their chicken is S-tier

Cell phone repair business nearby. It operates out of a small booth next to a supermarket, charges double what the competition in an actual store next door does for phone accessories and repairs, and a dodgy looking boss type guy visits often. I honestly think it's a front for stealing smartphone components or something similar

There's an ice-cream shop in my town that I 100% know is a front because the partner of its owner got done for drugs dealing, sex trafficking, and possession of illegal firearms a couple of years after it opened.

Not my town, but there is a junk shop in main railway station, (sells clothing, shit like t-shirts with weed prints, pipes, random little trinkets). I can only assume rent is very expensive in such a central location, and I really can't think of any way how that place is profitable. I only visited once as a teen since they sold us weed pipes even though I was underage. -There is a actual tobacco shop nearby, with much better selection. -There is never any customers -None of the products sold are very valuable, so they would have to sell lot of them to make profit -If you really wanted to buy cringe t-shirt, there is many shops for that around as well, all of which are well known compared to this one

Many business have gone under during the years in that location, replaced with others, but somehow this one place has been there over 10 years.

Yep, we have really expensive fashion boutiques on the promenade where I live. Nobody seems to enter and shop there. Ever. There's usually a shopkeeper, female, who sits there all day, adjusting the clothes.

I have a vacuum repair shop in an old warehouse building a couple blocks from me. It has almost no signage except a neon "open" sign sand a small "vacuum repair" sign on the door. I have never seen anyone walking in there

I'm convinced that calzones aren't real, and any place claiming to sell them is a front.

I mean I live in Berlin...

There’s a medical supply store in my town I went in one time because my mom needed a crutch and everything was covered in dust. I went online and a bunch of people were saying that it’s just a front to commit insurance fraud.

Yes. It looks super dingy, and I've never seen anyone go in there.

But the main clincher is they had PS5's right up the height of their rarity. Super suspicious.

But it worked so I guess that's the main thing. I was half expecting him to ask if I wanted any drugs or a "new friend", but no.

This one time at oh fuck it just read this shit.

Hartford Police made a major drug bust at a business called Hot Mama's posing as a restaurant on Franklin Avenue shortly before 7 p.m.

https://www.fox61.com/article/news/local/hartford-county/hartford/hartford-drug-bust-marijuana-fentanyl-cocaine-investigation/520-d367ba2c-cc87-45b4-ab97-76dd652c54da

There was a ton of self storage places popping up around town by some company that with green branding (I dont remember their name). They bought up all this property that would have been better suited for retail space (one near me was specifically blocked by locals for being an eyesore, unless they met some demands), built huge multi floor storage complexes, and then immediately sold it off. Most of em got bought by Public Storage and repainted orange.

Like what? That had to have been a front for some money laundering or some shit. Like they clearly had no intention of running those places after constructing them.

Turkish barbers, I'm just curious as to why there are so many. My town has like 5/6 places to cut your hair, at least. Mostly Turkish places.

Yup. Currently here in NZ, and there are a few almost-always-empty eateries that even survived COVID. Very sus overall haha.

Mattress firm

I once went to a Vietnamese restaurant in Lancaster PA. Time comes to pay and for some reason we needed to go to the back room to pay. I walked in there and it was like one of the movie scenes where someone walks into an old west saloon or something and the music stops. In real life the music kept playing but there was a group of really rough looking old Vietnamese guys huddled around a pool table all smoking cigs who stopped what they were doing and went silent to just stare us down. It honestly looked like that scene in it’s always sunny where frank is playing cards with a bunch of Vietnamese guys. There were dudes sitting at a little bar, some women cleaning some sort of food at a little table. I don’t know that it was a “front,” but I definitely felt like I had walked into like the Vietnamese mob headquarters or something. Honestly like a mafia movie or something, just replace Italians with Vietnamese.