I wouldn't change anything, but I would be far less stressed that everything would work out just fine.

TIL that knowledge is for personal gain.

Bitcoin

I'd be sucking dicks for NVIDIA stock money.

Be more embracing of what is good in your life.

I'd tell myself not to waste the time, money or energy on college.

I'm not against it in general, but going for a compsci degree when you've already gotten software dev work is definitely a waste of time unless your employer is paying for it. I just let my dad talk me into it after getting out of a bad job. Thankfully I only wasted one semester on it and got out because I found another job.

Still, that turned out to be $4k in loans for just 6 units because I couldn't file my FAFSA in time to qualify for any grants, thanks to my fucking undiagnosed ADHD father who couldn't be bothered to file his taxes or even give me an accurate income required by the form. That was $4k I could have put into savings or invested instead.

I'd enjoy my family more.

Bitcoin

Win the lotto for me and a buddy then toss some into investments and properties to sell/rent at a discounted rate following 2019 in comparison to those who inflated theirs. Instead of 2k/m I'll go $1,500 as long as it's still above the profit line I don't need hoards of wealth from it I kinda enjoy working.

Also I'd probably just dump a bunch of money into my kids name to let it start building interest for them.

She will not keep a single promise

Buy Bitcoin, short DJT. Stockpile TP.

Mostly stock market shit.

AMD stock, or nvidia stock. Idk if anything else would actually change.

More time with family. Buy a ton of bitcoin for cheap. Give up smoking sooner.