I still like "Tell my WiFi love her".

The Promised LAN

My current network is named 'Mom click here for internet'.

Didn’t we just finish one circuit of this merry-go-round 6 days ago? https://lemmy.world/post/1967628

I am currently broadcasting "5G_COVID_TEST_EMITTER" for the lulz. It is on a separate VLAN which simply terminates at the switch which generates the PoE for the AP, so despite it being open without a password, it generates no uplink

I've been using "Wu-Tang LAN" and "It hurts when IP" ever since I copied them from someone somewhere.

“Pretty fly, for a wi-fi.”

I guess I haven’t seen that many, but there aren’t any comments yet, so I win by default!

Obi WLAN Kenobi

LAN before time

"WiFi of the neighbors"

Especially hilarious when you need to tell someone else what the wifi name is.

Mine is currently "Yer a WiFi Harry"

ItHertzWhenIP

LAN of Confusion

My cars wifi name is "Dude, where's my wifi?"

"Yell PENIS for password"

In real life? My mate's wifi is called "Error 503 Service Unavailable".

FBISurveillanceVan

A random neighbor had terok nor so naturally we changed ours to the bajoran resistance :)

tellmywifiloverher

"Abraham Linksys" was a pretty good one I found.

I used “Bill Nye the WiFi Guy” for years.

I was staying at a hotel once, and there was a network in range called "YouNeedSecurityBadly"

dont-use-its-haram

Mine was "drop it like it's hotspot" for a few years.

Mine is ButWhyFi

I haven't because everyone thinks they're comedian and uses the same ones

It's always either a wife joke,
Something about "LAN of the free",
Covid broadcast tower / super secret FBI van,
Or freepublicWi-Fione

My WiFi is McDonalds-guest just to mess with people. I live in the suburbs so there's no McDonald's around here.

Mine used to be "Skynet Global Defence Network"

IWantToWiFi / IWantToWeeFee (In my country wifi is often pronounced as weefee)

BuckleUpSpanky

expired

I had an open Guest WiFi called Botnet for years

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I used to have a portable hotspot named "NSA surveillance van 17"

Mobile Hotspot: 3.-/min

My current one: _OpenWIFI

avocadhoes

The Fellowship of the Ping

Josephs 35 Wifis