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[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

I know it’s satire, but it still applies.

[-] sexy_peach@beehaw.org 4 points 4 months ago

I really feel sorry for them :( They could do things that would make them happy with that money, like go to therapy or hike in the woods or whatever.

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