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[-] BestBouclettes@jlai.lu 112 points 2 years ago

There are two types of backdoors, the ones that were fixed and the ones we don't know about.

[-] magic_lobster_party@kbin.run 69 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The only reason why xz got exposed was because someone noticed SSH was a bit slower and decided to take it to their own hands to investigate. It’s possible this backdoor would go unnoticed for far longer if the attacker didn’t make this slight oversight.

So it might be that there have been other, successful attacks before. It’s just that this one is the one that got exposed.

[-] scarilog@lemmy.world 64 points 2 years ago

Slower as in 500ms slower iirc.

Linux users when bloat

[-] imnotfromkaliningrad@lemmy.ml 56 points 2 years ago

tbh given the context 500ms is a lot.

[-] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 2 years ago

Yeah. 500ms for ssh feels like an eternity.

[-] LazaroFilm@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago

And the ones you leave for yourself to check during development and forgotten to close before release.

[-] BestBouclettes@jlai.lu 11 points 2 years ago

Shhh we don't talk about these !

[-] redcalcium@lemmy.institute 6 points 2 years ago

This is why you should secure your own bureaucracy-bypassing backdoor with a long ass key (bonus point if you use pki instead of a simple static key).

[-] LazaroFilm@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I just use the Konami code as a secret password.

[-] knorke3@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago

don't forget the ones we got paid for very well and the ones we introduced to not go to prison

[-] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 32 points 2 years ago
[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago

Backdoors all the way down!

[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 years ago

Jim Morrison was truly a developer born into the wrong age.

[-] rob64@startrek.website 7 points 2 years ago

I feel compelled to point out that "back door man" was already a common expression in blues lyrics.

[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

Oh, I'm well aware, I just have a core association of Jim Morrison wailing "I'm a back door man." It wasn't an innovative line or anything.

[-] cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 2 years ago
[-] Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

I'm more of a sidedoor guy myself

[-] AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Sure the front is nice but sometimes my girl and I like the backdoor.

[-] Mio@feddit.nu 5 points 2 years ago

Both open and closed source got these.

[-] TDCN@feddit.dk 3 points 2 years ago
this post was submitted on 02 Apr 2024
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