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"intermittent fasting" rule
(lemmy.blahaj.zone)
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alt text: "Off work late? Hungry, but don't want to cook? try taking a few hits of weed and then doing nothing. we can try eating again tomorrow. maybe."
Last time I smoked while I was hungry I chased my cat around the house by walking with my hands out towards the cat like a toddler, until he got tired and flopped over
I then picked him up and proceeded to cook and eat with one hand while still holding the cat
One of my cats always beats up the other so sometimes I pick up the victim kitty and chase the asshole cat with her.
Seems like law and order is running smoothly
I'm so glad I didn't get another cat, my cat turned out to be an asshole so I can't imagine what kind of mischief another cat would've brought