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Wait, the paramedics have to let you tell them about what you did?!
Well, I know somebody who is going to suffer a self-pleasure related injury this weekend and go into excruciating detail with the paramedics...
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They'll just keep giving you shots of Ambien until you stop.
This is shaping up to be an awesome weekend!
Masturbating Ambien Zombies.
Now that is something you don't see every day.
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They would more likely give you ketamine, the date rape drug. Wank is over immediately and you won't remember anything.
Having not done anything more serious than alcohol and weed, ketamine is a date rape drug? I thought it was just another kind of high...
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Hmm, yeah, I can see it used for that.