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[-] AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world 33 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Wait, the paramedics have to let you tell them about what you did?!

Well, I know somebody who is going to suffer a self-pleasure related injury this weekend and go into excruciating detail with the paramedics...

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[-] BiNonBi 16 points 2 years ago

They'll just keep giving you shots of Ambien until you stop.

[-] AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

This is shaping up to be an awesome weekend!

[-] remotelove@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago

Masturbating Ambien Zombies.

Now that is something you don't see every day.

[-] AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Be the change you want to see in the world.

[-] geekworking@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

They would more likely give you ketamine, the date rape drug. Wank is over immediately and you won't remember anything.

[-] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 years ago

Having not done anything more serious than alcohol and weed, ketamine is a date rape drug? I thought it was just another kind of high...

googles

Hmm, yeah, I can see it used for that.

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