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[-] Schlemmy@lemmy.ml 27 points 3 days ago

I once got assaulted by three guys. I got pushed on the ground by surprise and instinct kicked in and I fought back. Kicked one guy in the ground so hard he had to get surgery and got one testicle removed, broke the other guy's nose and the last one had a fractured skull.

They pushed assault charges on me and I got cleared because because they found CCTV footage of me going full Chuck Norris on these guys. The footage showed them teaming on me for no reason and I discovered one of them pulled out a knife.

I have a brown belt in classic jiu jitsu but it was the few months of Krav Maga that saved me.

[-] Mattr@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

I don't understand why nobody believes you! That's very intense.

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