Last comment on this because I can't logic someone out of a position they didn't logic themselves into.

Taxonomy is a description of how we (scientists that know way more than me) believe various species are related over millions of years that life on Earth has existed. Your supposition is incorrect and I've given up on this response.

It's literally the first sentence of the Wikipedia article on Dolphins.

A dolphin is an aquatic mammal in the clade Odontoceti (toothed whale).

They're mammals not fish.

There's a different species of raccoon in South America

This is an old copy pasta. Still gold though.

Say it!

Ah, so just an extremely long exposure and a lucky night on the aurora. Most aurora photos are artificially enhanced.

It's the Solheimasandur Plane Wreck in Iceland. Definitely shopped though.

This article is pure satire and should not be taken seriously (unless you, too, have questioned your entire existence after losing access to a forest green Subaru Outback—then we get it). No actual riots, therapy sessions, or underground Subaru trades took place (that we know of). And for those currently in crisis due to the lack of green Outbacks, stay strong. Your identity is more than your car. (Probably.)

!chevron7@lemmy.world

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cE0wfjsybIQ

Get Dat Fetus Kill Dat Fetus