I just want a picture of a got-dang hot dog.

Tear the whole rotten system down. Let's be done with politicians forever.

It's like an AI filled in a mad lib

"[Person we don't like] [thing we don't like] [plan we don't like] just like [country we don't like]."

"I voted for Nixon's fifth term, just like everybody else"

(I think I'm completely butchering the line, but my acknowledging it makes it okay)

Say they support Palestine

A year or two ago I would have felt sorry for her.

Now I have absolutely zero sympathy.

I quit watching all sports, cold turkey, four years ago and haven't looked back. I feel so much better now and have more free time.

What hell is "snow?"

The irony of the Twitter handle at the bottom.

I'm sure you have ample evidence to back up this claim.

I think he'd be more likely to say "what are taxes?"

I love how in a year where we get great and unique movies like One Battle After Another, It Was Just an Accident, Weapons, and Caught by The Tides, Hollywood looks at them, shrugs their shoulders, and says "I don't know, another Mummy I guess?"