I've also killed a lot of people.

Natalie Portman: In Assassin's Creed, right?

He was temporarily removed from his criminal cases while he undergoes training. Technically yes, he was "removed from the bench" but that is misleading as it makes it seem like he was fired, which he was not.

What an imbecile. Mercury is a planet. It is too large to be hidden anywhere on a chess board

"Fuck dem kids"

-Republicans

"Ok yeah sure"

-Matt Gaetz

Spez gets a ton of online hate and it is still somehow not enough hate.

I miss cheap fast food. Feels like it will never come back anywhere.

Not a news network, she will be on OnlyFans.

"I absolutely love Marjorie Taylor Greene ... However, right now, Republicans have to be fighting the Radical Left Democrats, and all the Damage they have done to our Country," Trump said in the post on Truth Social as the House was voting this afternoon.

Why do stupid motherfuckers Randomly capitalize certain Words when they write stuff?

Russian infantry

I guess he's doing his best to not be woke

Good question, horrible post title. Keep the clickbait titles outta here.

You can now drink mayonnaise

Oh thank god, been waiting for this