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[-] TallonMetroid@lemmy.world 75 points 1 week ago

Back in my day, the military considered groups like gangsters and white supremacists joining up and then taking that training back to their fellows a bad thing.

[-] Eat_Your_Paisley@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago

MAGA thinks the military is MAGA, while the military is more conservative than the general population but most are actual conservatives

[-] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 9 points 1 week ago

MAGA are conservatives. The distinction between a conservative and a fascist is one of degree, not kind, so the military will be radicalized and/or purged until they become MAGA if they aren't already.

[-] Eat_Your_Paisley@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

MAGA aren't conservative at all

[-] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 4 points 1 week ago

Then what are they? Note: The original conservatives were royalists.

[-] grue@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

There are many aspects of reality that MAGAts refuse to admit to themselves but understand on a subconscious level. That's why they're now making the military MAGA via leadership purges and actions like this.

[-] Horsecook@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago

The leadership purges are already done. They’re well into the rank-and-file purges. They’ve already done the transgendered, two days ago they started on the blacks, with a change in grooming standards designed to kick out ~60% of black personnel within a year.

Now they’re exploring how to recruit to fill the positions they’re opening up.

Next time the us marines occupy my city will be much less scary but much more annoying.

[-] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago

I dunno. A bunch of brain dead wackadoos running around with automatic weapons sounds pretty scary

[-] primrosepathspeedrun@anarchist.nexus 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Yes but they'll be so terminally online next time, that they'll get distracted by their phones all the time.

I could impale one on a spike and its teammates would try to debate me.

[-] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 week ago

Make sure to show everyone how trump grieved kirk's death. Starts at 2 minutes and what Kimmel was fired for. I guess he was messing with their plans.

Starts at about 2 minutes.

Video of monologue: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-j3YdxNSzTk

[-] modernangel@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Can we get this clip from a platform that isn't run by regime toady oligarchs though?

[-] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago
[-] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 14 points 1 week ago

The best people.

[-] Chozo@fedia.io 13 points 1 week ago

"Do you want to be as dead as this dead fuck? Then sign right up!"

[-] Canconda@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Meal Team 6 McComing more of a reality every day.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

go for it, recruit a bunch of those dweebs.

[-] Blackout@fedia.io 10 points 1 week ago

Got footage of their first recruits at boot camp: Trump's finest

[-] Blackfeathr@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

That's an insult to Randy bobandy

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

they're still a buncha shitweasels

[-] Awkwardparticle@programming.dev 3 points 1 week ago

That is an insult to Cheeseburger Randy

[-] prole 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

How many cheeseburgers does he have in that cheeseburger locker

Their uniforms will be by Hugo boss

[-] Blackfeathr@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Why? Did Kirk ever serve in the military?

[-] Drusas@fedia.io 4 points 1 week ago

I really thought this was The Onion for a moment.

[-] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

Send 'em to clear minefields in Ukraine.

[-] desmosthenes@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago
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