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DEPLOY THE GIGA MAGNETS! (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 5 points 14 hours ago

If we took away the officers we would at least give the soldiers a fighting chance, under equipped and trained as they doubtless are.

[-] Species5218@sh.itjust.works 26 points 22 hours ago

This fuckin guy has me dying 🤣

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 10 points 19 hours ago

I cant tell if he is about to sneeze, shat his pants, is having a stroke, or all three at once.

[-] RoidingOldMan@lemmy.world 8 points 20 hours ago

Korean Forest Whitaker.

[-] P00ptart@lemmy.world 11 points 22 hours ago

Well that's ironic, cause dear leader has HIM dying!

[-] madjo@feddit.nl 15 points 23 hours ago

Tinsel foil isn't magnetic though.

[-] Gingernate@programming.dev 7 points 22 hours ago

I think that's the joke hahaha

[-] too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago

Why do they all look like stroke victims??

Also, what are the medals for? Least credible answer gets a prize

[-] TotalFat@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago
[-] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

Why do they all look like stroke victims??

I think this is AI slop. Reverse image searching leads here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAQrbjDzP6o and the top comment is even the lemmy OPs joke.

[-] Fox@pawb.social 4 points 18 hours ago

I fucking hope it's AI lol, it looks like a theme party in a retirement community.

[-] too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 5 points 23 hours ago

God damn it I'm so done with this world

[-] ReCursing@lemmings.world 7 points 21 hours ago

Also, what are the medals for? Least credible answer gets a prize

Cheese making. It's not credible because they have never seen milk, let alone cheese!

[-] too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 11 points 21 hours ago

This is false, generals are raised on Kim's breast milk, which turns into cheese upon leaving his glorious nipple.

[-] ReCursing@lemmings.world 2 points 1 hour ago

I'm sorry, I forgot about the Dear Leader's nipple cheese

ummm...That is not a phrase I expected to type today

Also it's my new band name

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 4 points 20 hours ago

Also, what are the medals for?

Being on the same team as the great dear leader, who obviously always won every game ever

[-] mitchty@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 1 day ago

North Korean medals are for years of service without being sent to labor camps by dear leader. They’re like Xbox achievements and get progressively harder as time goes on.

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

Also, what are the medals for? Least credible answer gets a prize

Valor in battle

[-] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 3 points 23 hours ago

Sharing skills and experience with junior officers.

[-] Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 day ago

Magnets dont work on tin...

[-] DarkenLM@kbin.earth 3 points 11 hours ago

You don't have a neutron star lying around for these occasions?

[-] YerbaYerba@lemm.ee 42 points 1 day ago

Each officer is required to wear 15 pieces of flair minimum.

[-] mhague@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
[-] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

These men all look like pieces of fruit left out in a hot, dry climate.

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Is it tradition to create medals that look like a child designed and stamped them out?

[-] too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

They're just foil from chocolate coins. Kim ate all the chocolate, of course

[-] weeeeum@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

The north Koreans are so poor all the medals are probably steel.

[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago
this post was submitted on 20 Oct 2024
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