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[-] Hubi@lemmy.world 146 points 5 months ago
[-] carlytm@lemm.ee 52 points 5 months ago

This photo doesn't even look real lol, Elon looks like he's photoshopped in

[-] AtariDump@lemmy.world 21 points 5 months ago
[-] CheesyGordita@lemmy.world 78 points 5 months ago

It’s real, July 12 2022 on truth social. I would post the link but I don’t want to give that site more traffic. Here’s a screenshot.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/60a63705-bba8-42ab-8239-3c59acd86ed0.png

[-] AtariDump@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago

Thanks! And holy cow!

[-] huginn@feddit.it 17 points 5 months ago

Post the link to the archive.org mirror obvi

[-] CheesyGordita@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

Good call, didn’t cross my mind for some reason. Will do that in the future, thanks!

[-] scytale@lemm.ee 9 points 5 months ago

Lmao I wonder how he reacted to seeing this.

[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

Holy fuck he really wants people to suck umm up to him. What is it, he really needs to feel powerfull?

[-] Illuminostro@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Making Musk stand while he sits was the entire point of the photo.

[-] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 58 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

He's trying to have Elon Musk endorse him instead of Kennedy because he knows he needs every single billionaire bootlicking and/or conspiracy theorist voter he can get.

He knows Musk is still pissed at Biden for snubbing him.

[-] Beaver@lemmy.ca 13 points 5 months ago

Trump said he would ban ev sales so idk

[-] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 39 points 5 months ago

Trump says whatever he feels that at the moment would get a positive reaction from the audience at the time with zero regards to consistency or truth.

At the moment of saying that, he wanted to gain Musk's support.

[-] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Musk is pretty much fucking Tesla into failure at this point, so he’d just have a convenient excuse for its fairies if the sentient cowlick banned EVs.

Edit: that was supposed to be failure, is it just me, or it’s autocorrect getting worse?

[-] Sludgehammer@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

a convenient excuse for its fairies

No, no... Tesla's have gremlins, not fairies

[-] XTL@sopuli.xyz 3 points 5 months ago

They warned you not to charge them after dark.

[-] cjoll4@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Yes, architect is betting much worse

[-] jerryh100@lemmy.world 39 points 5 months ago
[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

He just licenses an engine from GM, then put that into the Teslas. Maybe even rename the company to Otto.

[-] urquell@lemm.ee 5 points 5 months ago
[-] jerryh100@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

3 wks ago: Trump ‘offered to block electric car rollout’ as he asked oil bosses for $1bn (Telegraph) https://www.yahoo.com/news/donald-trump-says-hell-stop-144231560.html

2 mos ago: Trump amps up attacks on electric vehicles, a major Biden priority (The Hill) https://thehill.com/policy/energy-environment/4544902-trump-biden-electric-vehicles-attacks-2024-election/amp/

[-] ArbiterXero@lemmy.world 32 points 5 months ago

I mean, I really wanna hear musks opinion on this…..

Because trump has promised to kill electric vehicle sales……so like, musk is going to support that?

[-] Venat0r@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Trump would probably just say he only meant Chinese electric cars or something.

[-] Sludgehammer@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

He's made several statements that Tesla is a AI company. So after the mocking he got for the Cybertruck he maybe he want to pivot Tesla into... I dunno making Grok sound like more of a smug douchebag or something? I mean it's fairly common knowledge that he's on a lot of drugs, so who knows what he's thinking?

[-] readbeanicecream@lemm.ee 26 points 5 months ago

How in the hell do I get off this timeline? Can someone find Prof. Maximilian Arturo and Quinn Mallory please?!

[-] adam_y@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

Hey, maybe the next leap will be the leap home?

[-] Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

Can't leave until we fix this one. Quantum Leap rules.

[-] Got_Bent@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

I've been rewatching quantum leap lately and it has me wondering what would happen if Sam failed to save the day. His missions were time sensitive, so once a given event would have passed without Sam fixing it, would he have been stuck in that place and time forever?

If so, would his lifespan be his age/body or that of the person he leaped into?

[-] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 5 months ago

2Clowns1Office

[-] Naich@lemmings.world 25 points 5 months ago

I think we can all agree that what the world really needs right now is more utter fuckwits in charge of everything.

[-] kokesh@lemmy.world 20 points 5 months ago

He was his advisor in the first term. But he did quit, I guess the orange fuck was too much even for this asshole.

[-] psvrh@lemmy.ca 12 points 5 months ago

It's not that, it's more that two raging narcissists can't occupy the same space at the same time.

You end up with a kind of NPD supercriticality.

[-] Hackerman_uwu@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Two body problem.

[-] Illuminostro@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

A Black Asshole, if you will.

[-] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 20 points 5 months ago

seems like that dystopia ain't done fleshing itself out just yet

[-] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago

All the top dipshits in one convenient location

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

He's just trying to grow his base. I think if you were looking to Musk for your guiding light on voting, you were probably already voting Trump.

[-] Binthinkin@kbin.social 11 points 5 months ago

Once he lets these shit bags in it will take a revolution to get them out. Remember that when you go vote. With Democrats we can kick them out because they’re weak shit bags. But the rule now is to never allow republicans back in the room ever again. Let their cults die.

[-] cultsuperstar@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

Just what we need, more billionaires in charge.

[-] Sludgehammer@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

If you ever needed more evidence that Mush is dumber than shit, here it is. After Trump's constant backstabbing of his allies, one of the richest men in the world immediately scrabbles up to lick the boot. Surely it will work out this time!

Honestly if a Trump presidency did happen, I have no idea where this will stand.

https://qz.com/donald-trump-evs-electric-car-sales-1851504052

But it'll probably be on the BUILD THAT WALL level of promise.

[-] Railcar8095@lemm.ee 7 points 5 months ago

I'm already against Trump, you don't have to insist.

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

Is this why musk seems to have put on a few pounds?

[-] meleethecat@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Quid pro quo, of course.

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