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[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 191 points 6 months ago

Religious mutilation: Not even once.

[-] Paddzr@lemmy.world 41 points 6 months ago

I had medical mutilation. I lost a lot of sensitivity down there. But it allows it to work and wife has been supportive in a country where it's a rare thing.

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 14 points 6 months ago

I don't think anyone is arguing against it being done for medical reasons and especially on someone willing.

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[-] hungryphrog 33 points 6 months ago

Yep. If an adult wants to do it, then it's nobody else's business. But parents shouldn't be allowed to make a decision like that. An infant can't be religious.

[-] zea_64 22 points 6 months ago

Neither of my parents are or were religious, yet I have a scar there (not hyperbole, actually hurts if touched too much). I don't know if foreskin is useful for anything in GRS, but if it is I'm gonna be pissed I don't have any.

[-] KillingAndKindess 28 points 6 months ago

Bad news girlfriend, it is useful. The more you have to work with, the better.

I too am pissed.

[-] zea_64 13 points 6 months ago

I already have less to work with than average 😭

[-] KillingAndKindess 5 points 6 months ago

Its not a death sentence though. Surgeons are quite adept these days.

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 64 points 6 months ago

My mother scandalized the Navy nurses by refusing to allow me out of her sight for any reason including a circumcision. She said there was no need,.as she loved every part.if me, and wasn't going to be staying in the hospital one second longer than necessary. The doctor had to shoo the nurse out of the room while she was objecting that was not standard procedure.

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[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 40 points 6 months ago

promise you'll stop getting a circumcision? What? like it's an ongoing decision like smoking cigarettes?

[-] coffee_with_cream@sh.itjust.works 19 points 6 months ago

People on Lemmy don't get jokes

[-] Psythik@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

Please just explain it; I'm dumb

[-] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago

You don't snip a bit after every celebration?

When the Chiefs won the Superbowl, I got a lil circumcision to celebrate.

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

What? Taylor Swift getting laid wasn't enough of a celebration for you? You had to go and cut off your penis foreskin too?

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[-] saigot@lemmy.ca 12 points 6 months ago

It is a trope that this how a partner responds to seeing self harm scars. But this isn't a self harm scar it's a circumcision scar.

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[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

Honestly I think the OP is trying to tell us that husband was telling his wife, every time they have a baby boy, please stop giving consent to the doctors to circumcise every new baby boy.

[-] Killing_Spark@feddit.de 8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I think it's related to scars from cutting yourself. You can get addicted to that. The joke being that the partner confuses the two types of scars

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[-] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 32 points 6 months ago

When is the body positivity movement going to acknowledge that men who have been circumcised are not broken? So much toxicity around this online. Every time this comes up, it's just a bunch of people shaming guys who have been circumcised.

[-] Draedron@lemmy.dbzer0.com 45 points 6 months ago

We arent shaming the guys but the parents. Being circuncised is not a condition that just happened. Its shitty parents mutilating their babies because they think it looks better.

[-] AtariDump@lemmy.world 16 points 6 months ago

I strongly disagree. I did a not have shitty parents; they are wonderful.

It was misinformation at the time. I HIGHLY DOUBT they were standing there looking at me thinking “his dick will look better without that extra piece of skin when he’s older”.

Everyone has done something wrong due to misinformation with long lasting repercussions.

[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 12 points 6 months ago

It is, people can get circumcised for health issues

[-] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 6 months ago

it can be done for health reasons, this is usually done later, after the fact. But i'm going to hedge a bet that the rate of circumcisions vastly over blows the rate of medically needed circumcisions.

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[-] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 6 months ago

when did we start shaming circumcised men? I'm sorry?

[-] kandoh@reddthat.com 9 points 6 months ago

There's constant slurs and jokes being thrown our waynat our expense. It's a daily aspect of our lives.

"Cut that out"

"are you getting snippy with me?"

"I'm afraid we'll have to cut our time short"

You probably don't notice it unless you've been circumcised yourself.

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You don't go to a bar and someone points at your dick disfigurement (or what we call a dickfigurirement) with, "Hey look at snippy dick"?

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[-] RubberElectrons@lemmy.world 17 points 6 months ago

I don't hate my doctor or my parents for doing what they thought was a good idea at the time.

I'm fine and I love both my parents just the same. Hopefully you can find peace as well.

[-] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 6 months ago

if you should be mad at anything it's society. Realistically it's not even really a medical design, it's more like "hey we do this thing sometimes, do you want it done?" And then a yes or no. Perhaps 20-40 years ago that was the case though.

[-] RubberElectrons@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago

Honestly, missing a bit of dickskin is a lot less troubling to me then how hard we all work and have no real protection from the hurdles life sometimes throws at us.

Who's taking care of my elderly family, spread out across the states? My nephews have to choose between affording a home by both going to work, or actually raising their young kids. Where is our eldercare, our universal healthcare, our pre-k benefits?

I have my reasons to gripe about society, and crazy as mutilating a baby under the pretense of health is, I don't think it's as deadly or dangerous to us all long term, as these oligarchs and their sycophants robbing us of our dues, enabled by an unregulated economy.

The clock keeps ticking on the detonator.

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[-] SignorCadere@feddit.it 12 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Actually when you are circumcised you can feel that you are going to come, I mean I know for sure because I am. But it's still a lot of fun xD (the meme is still fun)

edit: I'm not understanding why this comment was downvoted. it's just said something that to me is so, is it wrong? maybe I'm being punished for know-it-all? you don't like the idea of being circumcised? i was circumcised when i was 2 years old and because otherwise i couldn't pee

I got a lot of shit for a very trivial comment, but what the fuck... what's wrong with you guys?

[-] STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world 180 points 6 months ago

I am pretty sure you can feel when you are about to cum regardless of circumcision status. That's just how dicks Work. Ya know

[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 30 points 6 months ago

Same reason you can feel when you need to pee. It's not the dick itself that actually controls the fluids.

[-] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

So the Pee Fairy is a lie?

[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago

Well it is the pee fairy that decides when enough pee is stored inside your balls and when to release it.

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 17 points 6 months ago

Can confirm lol

[-] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 9 points 6 months ago

Or more precisely, how prostates work.

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[-] shuzuko@midwest.social 81 points 6 months ago

Fun fact, you can feel it when you're uncut too. At least, my spouse has never not been able to warn me over 14 years together, so, that doesn't seem like a good reason to mutilate kids' dicks.

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[-] ignotum@lemmy.world 23 points 6 months ago

It's actually the other way around, the orgasm-sensor is actually located in the foreskin

that's where it gets the name, foresight-giving skin

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[-] green_dot@le.fduck.net 15 points 6 months ago

how come you didn't warn me last time?

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