Donald. I mean this from the bottom of my heart: Go fuck yourself.
well hitler was also briefly in jail and got out early before his second, successful coup attempt. so pls stay on your toes USA. be vigilant
I came to say this.
Hitler went to jail for a failed coup attempt less than a decade before coming to power.
Everything about this guy is Hitler.
Damn I am fucking ignorant as fuck on WWII I had no idea. I really don't remember them teaching it in school to even this extent.
And this is why they attack our schools and libraries and books. They want the voting public ignorant as possible so we are blind and easily manipulated. Those in power now (aka with wealth) won't have their kids and grandkids impacted, and that's about as far away from themselves they can care about.
I thought this was fairly common knowledge. You've heard of Mein Kampf, right? It was written when Hitler was in jail.
I knew he went to jail, but was never taught that it was for trying to overthrow the government.
If you're interested in reading more about it, the event is known as the Beer Hall Putsch.
Lock him up.
"I was just joking..."
My god, he is such a dipshit.
And people are actually voting for him? We are living in the movie Idiocracy. I want out.
No, in Idiocracy, the president ended up listening to the smart guy.
It's entirely probable that both Canada and USA will be ruled by right-wing morons come the next set of elections. It's a very scary time.
Go for broke Donnie, compare yourself to MLK Jr next.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but I'm pretty sure he has already done that.
Can Trump be a martyr too? Like any time soon?
MLK's words resonate because they meant something. Trump's popularity will drop as soon as he isn't around to stir the pot with his random word salad said in a way that gets people emotional.
He eats nothing but mcdonalds and well done steak. His diet is likely to make him a martyr sooner than we all think.
Eat your veggies, kids.
To really be like Mandela, he needs to be brutalized by South African cops, right? I’ll donate real money to bring over 4-6 South African police to beat the fuck out of DJT for a good half hour in the name of authenticity.
I don't normally condone violence but... Can we make this pay per view? I'm sure the money would go to a good cause
It could balance the budget.
I can dress like one, can I help?
Let's just send him here to South Africa to really sell the experience. Drop him off somewhere, it'll be great!
Three weeks later....the former president is in his third consecutive chicken mcnugget diet protest. We have secrete tape showing followers sneaking in packets of sweet & sour as well as a variety of other things such at ketchup and jalapenos sauce.
Jalapeños? Man would choke on anything spicier than flour
What did he secrete?
Mostly ketchup.
Ketchup, adderall and sad desperation
Nuclear meatballishtic codes, apparently.
Two days without his orange makeup and combover kit and he'd probably lose it.
This man wants to be imprisoned for his country.
Oblige him.
Sentence him to perform community service, like, say, driving WCK relief trucks in Gaza.
Oh man I hope so much that he gets he gets this "great honor", going to jail I mean, and also that he gets what he's wishing for, a black African skin like Mandela, so he'd finally understand what it means to be Black in the US, and especially in a jail.
Man I'd bring him oranges just to stare silently at him for a hour while he squirms like the worm he really is.
I say let’s honor him.
This sounds like Reflexive Control. They're testing the waters to set the groundwork for him being locked up. He wants it to not shock his supporters back into sanity.
In other words, he thinks he might actually end up in prison.
...finally
Prove it!
If God existed, Trump would have woken up on Robben Island tomorrow morning.
If God existed, Donald Trump would be struck by blue bolts from a clear sky.
The trump effect. Instead of misremembering shit fron your childhood you completely delete from your mind the past crimes of a certain individual.
Dude, you're only comparable to Man-Bear-Pig.
I wouldn’t call him human, and pigs are pretty smart.
Word on the street is that you can smell him coming, so bear it is.
That’s beyond Mandela effect.
It’d be a great honor for all of us, turn yourself in don!
He's obviously trying to bait the judge into something.
Fines are also on the table, how big of one can the judge throw at him?
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