It was originally manufactured for relieving tension and relaxing sore muscles; however, it is most known for its use as a sex toy.

Hey, if it works, it works.

When you start using it only to relax sore muscles, you are officially old.

interesting take

If I have to get up before sunrise one more time I'm going to kill someone.

During this time of year I feel that way if I have to get up, period.

That's more like the enshittification rule.

Remember, a broken clock is right twice a day.

Once again, "Hey, my eyes are up HERE!"

The other Lemmy weighs in.

I hope that person got a performance bonus.

He took an extended break after three-plus decades and was supposed to start publishing new strips earlier this year, but so far he hasn't.

The suspect has been identified as 33-year-old James McIntyre, from Illinois. He has been charged with assaulting a government official.

This reference to Mace as a "government official" makes me cringe; she's the type of person who gets into government to destroy it.