Would you like to see the picture of how I found it?

I like this idea for a lot of reasons. The inclement weather one I see in the comments is definitely one of them.

But it also puts me in mind of some of the clever ways I've seen posts and reflectors used to give the impression (when say you're driving at night and only see them out of the corner of your eye) of a person standing there, until you look at them properly and then they look exactly like what they are.

There's one in particular in a neighborhood where I used to live that to this day if I drive by it, my hindbrain says "HUMAN" and I really don't understand why because the post looks nothing like a human when I look at it properly. It's magic.

Yeah. I wasn't sure it would work for your use case necessarily, but I did remember seeing that a version of the Walmart onn box was available in Europe, so I didn't want to discount it altogether.

Either way I do hope you find what you're looking for and if I come across suggestions that might work I'll try to post them here.

Possibly? I don't know for sure because I can't find a store front selling it, but it does appear that these devices are region locked and that there are people in Asian countries sharing ways to end around the region lock.

No. It looks like it has a different name.

https://tv.mythomson.com/en/Thomson-Streaming-Box-Plus/270

I think that data includes the prices for RAM, and the price point they're hoping to sell it at. I don't mind the idea of buying this to literally just put in my entertainment center. I wouldn't even mind upgrading the RAM when it eventually comes down in price or I can save up for it.

But since I already have a steam deck equivalent handheld running Bazzite, I also already have a lot of the peripherals I'd want in order to make this useful for streaming or other services, so it's not a huge barrier to entry for me. The form factor is what I'm looking for too. Without all the stupid LED's and BS.

To be fair, I believe that's the "Walmart" one op talks about in the post. I believe they do sell a version of this same set top box in the UK and possibly other parts of Europe. So it may be a viable option still.

Well. I would have been interested in donating canned goods for charity, but not like this. This is a terrible idea.

Probably.

Your vacuum doesn't go under furniture more than likely so to clean under there you quit being a janitor to become a furniture mover?

I guess it's turtles all the way down.

A fair assesment. Except that you have to (and should be) cleaning the upright vacuum as well. Vacuum fires are no joke.

Yeah. I've got an 870 that's still cleaning. It gets stuck under furniture and needs to be rescued at least once a week, and last week it lost its ~~ass~~ dustbin somehow mid clean, but it's still kicking.