Porter and Katie Holmes need to start a podcast now

Dangerfield was an ass man, long before hip-hop valorized humans acting like junkyard dogs. Folks would frequently shout out to him: "You're an ass, man!!!"

Let's take bets: How long before The President of Ukraine issues the following public statement: "Pope Francis... We Ukranians have heard your suggestion, and propose a trade. We'll raise our white flag to Russia, when every last one of your priests permanently lays off the boy raping, and all your nuns start diddling each other, instead of all those little girls who've ended up in their clutches"

The adage "The police department is the most powerful gang in a city" isn't simply a cheeky catch-phrase

Love the way in which he speaks as if his complying with the law is OPTIONAL for him

He'll build that port to supply Palestinians with bread and water, while he provides Israel with M-16s and rocket launchers https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/mar/06/israel-weapons-sales-loophole

The White House has become that ditz down the street who fills her daughter's closet with designer clothes and Jimmy Choos, while allowing her new husband to creep into DD's bed 4-5 nights a week

Those poor kids yearned for books, then received only magazines

Wimpy, or just too unmotivated and apathetic to get off the couch, and use their hands and biceps for the express purpose both were created for

This is outrageous. Entirely too many modern men disgrace all of us, by failing to beat their wives to death. Time-honored tradition isn't appreciated enough here in '24

I'm voting for RFK Jr, because our nation hasn't experienced a successful political assassination for an unforgivably long time, and The Kennedy's have THE MOST solid track record of any existing US political dynasty. We're in desperate need of fresh entertainment....

Trump's acting out had become stale by the last year of his Presidency, and Dementia Joe's bizarre verbal flubs and not making it to the crapper has long since ceased to be hilarious