I've read this sooo many times, but for some reason "gorilla warfare" just fucking gets me every time, lmao

He's been much better lately. Rightly deserved.

Not gonna lie, I'd be up for some gay weed right now

Nazi gold??

I dunno, I tried curling once and slipped so hard I nearly did a backflip

Execute everyone.

Shot by either kids on scooter, or an off duty cop

Lol, these updates crack me up. "What's your decision?" "Yes."

Yeah, the most recent one for me was creating a password at lemmy.world

Please don't federate with the Zucc

Including typos, or just misinformation in post title to get correcting comments, "tricking" the algorithm

Fuckin well put, man. 🫘