“Yes, of course, Leon. Take as much time as you need. Also, please bring Claire and feel free not to use protection. I encourage it. Actually, give me any condoms you have on you right now. They’re of no use to you.”

After all, why shouldn't we ask our bosses if we can go play?

my office is in probably the least picturesque place in the world, adjacent to a tip and opposite a motorway. i still like to sit outside to get some air sometimes, especially as none of the windows open.

Boss: do you mind if I cut your pay?