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[-] M137@lemm.ee 19 points 10 months ago

Nah, that's the Chupacabra, the mythical Goat sucker.

[-] TeddE@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago
[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago
[-] TeddE@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Well then show us a carbonara 😏

[-] dipshit@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

is that a new guinea pig, paupa?

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Don't know if you're unaware or not, but this is a capybara. They're the largest living rodents and chill as fuck ❤️

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

It's a carbonara. Read the meme, friend.

[-] Nightwind@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

It's actually a Caipirinha. I think I remember drinking a freshly juiced one at a bar once.

[-] justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

You're thinking of Chupacabra. Carbonara is a Spanish cryptid.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Pretty sure chupacabra is that horse shaped indian one

[-] justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

You're thinking of Crocotta. Not to be confused with the deep-fried, breaded roll of mashed potato.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Ok om very sure the Crocotta is an Australian spider cryptid

[-] justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Don't you mean Kumonga? Not to be confused with ...uh... dang, I'm running out of cryptids.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

dang, I'm running out of cryptids.

Happens to me near the end of every month. I really need to budget them better.

[-] justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

You're thinking of Crypto. Cryptids are those one-eyed giants from Greek mythology.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

You're thinking of Cyclops. Cryptids are small sap-sucking insects.

[-] justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Those are Aphids. You're thinking of the medical word for chronic indifference.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

You're thinking of apathy. Cryptids are Dungeons & Dragons aberrations with psionic powers that hail from the Astral plane.

[-] justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Those are illithids, the Mind Flayers. You're thinking of Adam's first wife.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

That's Lilith. You're thinking of unlawful conduct or contraband.

[-] justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

That's "illegal". You're thinking of handwriting that's not clear enough to be read.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

That's illegible. You're thinking of a bachelor that people want to marry.

[-] justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

That's eligible. What you mean is when something is safe to eat.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

That's edible. You're looking for the businessman and sometimes inventor who killed an elephant to slander Nikola Tesla.

[-] justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

That's Edison (RIP Topsy). You're thinking of the guy that always followed Sherlock Holmes around.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

That's Dr Watson. You're thinking of the combat-style boots popular in punk culture

[-] justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Those are Doc Martens. You're thinking of the common name for polecats.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

That's a marmot and keeping wildlife, um... an amphibious rodent, for... um, ya know domestic... within the city... that ain't legal either...

You're thinking of a place where wares are hawked and exchanged for currency or other wares by merchants.

[-] justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

That's a market. You're thinking of the common name of Dolichotinae, which also happen to be rodents of unusual size ... albeit not (semi)-aquatic.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

That's a (Kate or Rooney) Mara. You're thinking of a long running distance.

[-] justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

That's a Marathon. You're thinking of the substitute for butter.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

That's margarine. You're thinking of the mouthwash.

[-] justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

That's Listerine. You're thinking of a public building full of books.

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[-] dipshit@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago
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[-] dipshit@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Not aware. It’s in the username. Would hit a blunt with for sure.

[-] Cheesus@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Not a shit post but I did eat one when I was in Colombia. It was actually very tasty.

[-] Katana314@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

They’re called that because of their dance in which they almost kick you in the face, much like Brazilian street dance Carbonara.

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