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[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 63 points 9 months ago
[-] poplargrove@lemmy.world 48 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I know an apprentice when I see one. See you at high council.

[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 37 points 9 months ago
[-] sbv@sh.itjust.works 8 points 9 months ago

is this what started the no poop challenge?

[-] Gork@lemm.ee 6 points 9 months ago

No Deuce December

[-] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 22 points 9 months ago

Easy now, no need to go nuclear

[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 26 points 9 months ago

This is me fr

[-] starman2112@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

🎵 Straight outta Mordor, four more wizards come to your door

Don't step to us, cause we the number one sorcerers

Pour more of that maiden-bangin potion

Pop the dragon into three legged motion, now we coastin🎵

[-] regdog@lemmy.world 51 points 9 months ago
[-] pigup@lemmy.world 50 points 9 months ago
[-] itslilith 20 points 9 months ago

Just came back from the toilet, you have no power over me

[-] sbv@sh.itjust.works 11 points 9 months ago

the spell really only works on subjects who are past middle age

[-] cypherix93@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago
[-] gibmiser@lemmy.world 37 points 9 months ago
[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 25 points 9 months ago

fails concentration check

Suffocates

[-] regdog@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago

This is a great format

[-] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 12 points 9 months ago

I cast feeling(tongue in mouth)

I cast feeling(feet in shoes)

[-] Sanyanov@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

You monster

[-] DriftinGrifter 10 points 9 months ago

I cast THE GAME

[-] Laticauda@lemmy.ca 8 points 9 months ago

I counter it with "breathing to the tune of a song I have stuck in my head"

[-] starman2112@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

I just stop breathing. If my dumbass lungs wanna live they can start pulling their weight

[-] MrSilkworm@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

I cast manual moving eyelids

Fuck you why does that work

[-] peyotecosmico@programming.dev 4 points 9 months ago

Hahaha love this thread, I hope it becomes meta

[-] pigup@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago
[-] Bartsbigbugbag@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

In through the nose, out through the mouth. Expand your diaphragm on exhales, meaning your belly should extend, and compress it on inhales, meaning your belly should contract. Deep, long breaths, with each one, return your focus to your form. When you drift, and find your breathing is automatic again, and your mind has wandered, acknowledge the thought, and return your awareness to your breathing. In through then nose, belly contracting and chest expanding, hold, out through the mouth, belly expanding and chest contracting.

All that to say, manual breathing is something I think everyone should practice regularly.

[-] sbv@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago

more plz

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