I have a $10 coupon for JB Hi-Fi that needs to be used by tomorrow. I don't need anything from JB so maybe someone here might use it.

Ok a friend of mine asked me a question and tbh I’m wondering if perhaps I’m saying it wrong, as I’m not Aussie born (but have lived here a long, long time)

How do you say Melbourne and can you spell it out phonetically for me please

TAYLOR! 😭😭😭whyyyyyyy?

I just want milk that tastes like real milk

Thanks @Seagoon_@aussie.zone

Why do providers continue to hassle me with sms reminders when I've already paid their bill sobs in palms

I’m having all sorts of trouble with the internet at home today, and have been messing around with cables and modems and switch boxes et al to try & work out what’s wrong. Still can’t fix it and would throw the internet out the window, except that I’m on the ground floor. Hrmph.

Back home after a half day at work. Miserable weather out there. I did stop on the way home to turn the plastic promise notes Marketplace buyers insist on paying with into proper digital money. Not keen to go out again, but Mr Woof obviously wants to walk, the weirdo.

Rough second day back at work after a week off. People really missed me work-wise rip

Fuck this week old rock hard avocado. I've tried the "in a bag with an apple" trick, nothing. I want my avo on leb bread dammit.

Breakfast 🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍈🫐🍓🍇🍉🍌🍒🍑🥭🍍🥥🥦🥑🫛🍆🍅🥝🥬🥒🌽🥕🥐🍠🫚🥔🧅🥯🍞🥖🥨🧀🧇🥞🧈🍳🥚🥓🥩🍗🍖🥪🍕🍟🍔🌭🥙🧆🌮🌯🥗🍲🍜🍝🥫🥘🍛🍣🍱🥟🦪🍥🍘🍚🍙🐠🍤🪼🦀🐙🥠🥮🍢🍡🍧🍰🧁🥧🍦🍨🎂🍮🍭🍬🍫🥜🌰🍪🍿🍯🥛☕️🍵🍺🍶🥤🧋🧃🥂🍷🥃🍸🍹🧉

I is in a pickle and cannot word it for the class..

How do we word pickles?

Watching a new movie everyday has been so good, it's improving my mental stamina so much. 😊

Back story, when I had cptsd I could barely keep up with anything more than a music video. Any mental energy I had , and it wasn't much, I used to read related medical literature and do psych therapy.

Covid did not help. That was a pretty frightening and tiring experience, it lasted years and was relentless.

Well, that was a bloody good nap.

DAILY RIPPA: DAY SHIFT

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CAUSE THE PLAYERS GONNA PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY EDITION

Oh great meeting postponed. Dinner time

Edit: OK false alarm. No dinner yet

'ello?