cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/6529111
Everybody knows that all ancient artefacts are always for ceremonial purposes, all the time. Ancient peoples ate nothing but ceremonies.
Easy. Twelve men gather 'round and insert their penises (or penii back then) and try to make them meet in the middle. Whomever has the shortest penis that does not gingerly meet the others, draws the equivalent of the short straw, and performs whatever unfavorable task the men fetched the ol' dodecahedron in order to determine in the first place. This game was of course unfair, as the man with the largest penis was always the first to suggest the dodecahedron, and the men with the smallest penii were practically serfs among their respective groups of friends.
Everyone knows it's a 4-socket resonator.
Which fossils are we running today?
Is that the one that connects to the ambifacient lunar waneshaft to effectively prevent sidefumbling?
Trifumbling is far superior, god I'm so sick of u sidefumblers!
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Get rekt
Probably a construction tool for room expansion. Smart romans !
Looks like the model of a virus.
Sex toy
I like its surprised facial expression. It's like the surprised pikachu face
Looks shocked 21st century people still fail to understand it's purpose while every kid knew at its time of creation
It's reasonable to find a YouTube video of a couple making a mood color changing toilet seat, but the idea of an ancient maker fabricating some thing just because they can is straight up unthinkable.
It's not unimaginable but you need to take in account that the YouTube couple has plethora of free time compared to people in societies with less division of work, infrastucture, home appliances and last but not least access to ressources.
Also the mood toilet seat generates clicks and attention which are perhaps the main motivation behind such a nonsense project.
But maybe you're right and I'm just to negative.
Post pictures of things that look like something that it's not. Or sounds like something else. Or smells like something else. This subreddit is for things that unintentionally look like something else.
PAREIDOLIA IS NOT JUST FACES!