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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by uriel238 to c/witchymemes@lemmy.world

The problem with solving murders in the English countryside comes when the new cases stop coming from police and facilities looking for a discrete consulting detective and start coming from neighbors and relatives of your own friends and family. Then it's unnerving how everyone two-steps-of-separation from you keeps dropping dead from peculiar circumstances.

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[-] thegiddystitcher@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

See I think I would be really good at solving murders and I already live in the English countryside so that's easy enough. But I really want the chicken leg hut.

It really is quite the dilemma.

[-] bob_lemon@feddit.de 9 points 1 year ago

I honestly don't see how the two can not be easily combined.

[-] thegiddystitcher@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

Have you seen hut prices lately?

[-] fluxion@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Chicken leg hut it basically an RV, you can live wherever you want

[-] Mothra@mander.xyz 11 points 1 year ago

I don't know. I feel inclined for the bathhouse. Considering I don't speak a word in Japanese, that's gonna be interesting.

[-] dojan@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

What is the last reference? Sen and Chihiro’s spiriting away?

[-] xpinchx@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago
[-] Ragnell@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago

I was planning to go for an island on the edge of the world that you can only find after stealing the single eye shared between my 3 sisters and forcing them to give you directions.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 1 year ago

Mix it up a little. Run a haunted Turkish bathhouse.

[-] atrielienz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I want a Turkish bathhouse. But only out in the woods or like... a desert oasis far from humankind. It doesn't require chicken legs but it would be cool if it had murder mysteries for me to solve occasionally.

[-] greenfish@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I'm firmly convinced that the plague was involved in Baba Yaga's origin story. She was like fuck all you diseased fuckers and got in her hut and walked away

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