I seen my buddy roll and entire large pie and started to it eat from the center. I was disgusted and intrigued!
Fresh outta the freezer
Eat it in reverse so it is expelled from the mouth after the journey though the body
Upside down
Soak it in wine and boof it
What. The. Fuck.
Bloody Mary garnish.
Inject it straight into a vein
with pineapple
You throw it away, not eating it.
This reminds me of an article about how to pack your plastic shopping bags to avoid spoiling frozen and refredgerated items on the way back home. The article basically boiled down to: bring a cooling bag.
It's answering some question while completely disregarding the premise of the original question.
Folding the slice in half.
You've got two fucking hands - give that fucker some structural support.
They asked for the worst way, not the best way
A pizza shouldn’t require you to fold it in half to eat it. I didn’t ask for a sheet of paper with cheese on it.
Fold it tip-to-crust with the sauce side facing out and then eat it from the middle-out.
Reading this comment made me simultaneously feel that there is no God and may God have mercy on your soul. Congratulating
Remove cheese and scrape off the remaining sauce. Roll what's left in the cheese. Feed it to your neighbor. By force if necessary. And yes. Throw away the crust. We are not animals.
Bend over and I'll show you
Baby-birded from Magic Johnson.
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