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Sharing bed rule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 18 hours ago by Oestradiolo to c/are_the_straights_ok
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[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 points 44 minutes ago

It's because divorce was illegal.

No-fault divorce is a big fucking deal for American culture, because it ended this enforced permanence for relationships that went sour. All of the "wife bad" boomer humor comes from the fact a marriage could not simply end.

[-] Whattrees 23 points 10 hours ago

I know this is a dumb meme about shitty relationships, but real life pro tip here:

Separate blankets.

[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 5 points 6 hours ago

Fuck yea. 20 years, seperate doonas the entire time. Real secret to wedded bliss right here

[-] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 40 points 12 hours ago

Thought I saw Saddam as the divider. Your memes are ruining my imagination, Lemmy.

[-] Dicska@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

I just imagined a couple having some snuggly time and a South Park like Saddam just poking his head out in between. Thanks.

[-] athairmor@lemmy.world 142 points 17 hours ago
[-] dditty@lemm.ee 82 points 16 hours ago

Wife bad amirite fellow husbands

[-] ghen@sh.itjust.works 21 points 15 hours ago

You can always tell when the writer of the latest episode of any show is eligible for retirement but choose not to take it.

[-] celeste 50 points 17 hours ago

What's with Papa Smurf in the background?

[-] Catoblepas 24 points 17 hours ago

It looks like he was edited in to cover up whatever text is under him? The mystery deepens

[-] SqueakyBeaver 43 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Did a reverse image search and I guess that the original image is mirrored horizontally and papa Smurf covers a window for some reason

The original image:

[-] Zagorath@aussie.zone 30 points 14 hours ago

I think your source has missed a step. I think it went:

  1. Original source
  2. Someone flips horizontally and adds their logo
  3. Someone adds smurf over the logo
[-] SqueakyBeaver 2 points 1 hour ago

That makes a lot more sense than just covering up the window lol

[-] celeste 5 points 17 hours ago

Reverse image search would be too much trouble on my phone where I don't have the browser extension at hand.

[-] fartsparkles@sh.itjust.works 26 points 17 hours ago

I’ve seen these rolled out in hotels that need to turn a double room into two singles.

[-] HornedMeatBeast@lemmy.world 36 points 17 hours ago

I was abroad for work, flopped onto the middle of my large hotel bed.

Turns out it was two singles pushed together and the bit where they met was a lot harder than you'd think.

[-] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 12 points 17 hours ago

I've learned to always flop across the bed from a similar experience

[-] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago

This is great! But it doesn't match ours! Ours has machine guns and sharks with lasers ok their heads! Nobody is jumping that divider tonight or ever!....oh, who am I kidding 😅, I sleep in the living room 🛋️ couch.

Think about that before you marry. LOL. The sex is fantastic until it's not anymore.

[-] JimmyBigSausage@lemm.ee 11 points 17 hours ago
[-] ImADifferentBird 8 points 16 hours ago

Maybe my first hint that I'm not entirely cis should have been that I've been married more than 5 years, and in a relationship with my wife more than 10, and I still love her more each passing day.

[-] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 4 points 15 hours ago

Me and my partner have been together for 20 years. I finally came out as pan NB about 4 years ago.

[-] RubberElectrons@lemmy.world 7 points 17 hours ago

What the fuck??

[-] anothercatgirl 1 points 11 hours ago

need one of these for hotels where a large party needs individual beds e.g. an overnight school field trip where all the students in the same grade need to share a room with minimal awkwardness.

[-] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago

That doesn’t work. The wife gets half the bed, and she’ll take that half wherever she’d like.

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