I can tell you're not an American, OP.
Bullets per square child is a unit of size comparable to an acre, not of speed comparable to KPH. 🤦♂️
Ah, kph/"kills per hour". My favorite American unit of speed.
No, that's also a measure of size used primarily for those big fords with the tiny beds.
Excuse me, but kph does not only apply to children.
We're talking about kph^C^.
I'm considering it more like a unit of pressure, like the standard force of a bullet over the stretched area made out of the skin of an obese child.
It's really a flux as the bullets are moving. The 'per second' is implied.
Professional Americaning
Maybe new cars down have it anymore but km/r were always on my dashboard as well
I think you mean round child.
Assume a spherical child in a frictionless vacuum.
That’s gonna make active shooter drills really annoying, logistically, but maybe that’s the point of the exercise
You just put a jack under one end of the building, lift it up and let them roll out the other side. Easy peasy.
I thought this was taking place in a vacuum
If you assume that a “bullet” is a unit of momentum (the mass and velocity of a bullet) and “square child” is actually just referring to the mass of a child who happens to be square shaped and not the mass of a child squared, then “bullets per square child” is describing valid units for a velocity
Square child per bullet then?
Yes. Although our children are more squircle than square.
Some people will do anything to avoid freedom units
I can't even understand your foreign measurements, are they even in English? Weigh things in Cheeseburgers With The Cheese Pried Off So There's A Little Cheese Left like normal human beings smh
I read that in an incomprehensible British accent
That would be Dwad Children per second, or DC/s.
I like my Gallon milk jugs thank you very much
I will buy you a metric ton of milk jugs if you make the switch
They are very useful for stopping bullets if you fill them with concrete when you're done with the milk.
hot dog
5 is way too many bullets and not nearly enough km
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