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[-] callyral@kbin.social 139 points 1 year ago

What's weirder is that the bottom two are 6 feef apart

[-] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 134 points 1 year ago

Americans will use anything but metric

[-] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 75 points 1 year ago

I wouldn't touch the metric system with a 10-foof pole.

[-] Rukmer@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

That made me laugh so hard I woke up my cats.

[-] rustydomino@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Or analytical geometry, for that matter.

[-] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

We use decimal inches in machine shops, that's a metric system.

SI though, that's what gets people mad.

[-] datelmd5sum@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Except for some reason you didn't come up with your own units for:

  • electric potential difference
  • electric charge
  • electric current
  • resistance
  • capacitance
  • inductance
  • magnetic flux
  • amount of substance
  • radioactivity
  • ...
[-] Throwdownyourgrandma@feddit.nl 2 points 1 year ago

Is adapting a standard instead of making your own something negative?

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[-] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 107 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

What dimensional space are the people arranging themselves in?

But seriously, this reminds me of a time at my former (FAANG) employer where HR sent out a 40-minute video about not being an asshole and avoiding lawsuits.

12 minutes or so in, they say "as the number of people in a group increases, the number of potential 1:1 interactions increases exponentially." I thought "actually n(n-1)/2 but whatever", and finished the video intending to get on with my life.

My inbox was FULL of engineers who were irate. "HR have proven themselves to be fools!" "I expect the company to never ask me to waste my time on their bullshit again." "Once again non-technical people talking out their asses."

HR sent a global apology for the error, asked everybody to not watch the video while they fixed it, and released a patched version the next day.

[-] chimasterflex@lemmy.world 88 points 1 year ago

HR should have replied with a "this was a test on how not to be an asshole and you've all failed. You must take the whole training again"

[-] Black_Gulaman@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 year ago

It's a feature not a bug

Sounds like an HR thing to do frfr

[-] randint@lemm.ee 24 points 1 year ago

Wow, cool HR. Why did the engineers send their complaints to your inbox though?

[-] AnActOfCreation@programming.dev 33 points 1 year ago
[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 24 points 1 year ago

"Reply all" button should only be available if you have completed the training on not using it for every email, and you have to renew it twice a year

[-] AcesFullOfKings@feddit.uk 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

In any discussion around Reply All I always think of https://redd.it/420oan

and also the podcast

[-] randint@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago
[-] Etienne_Dahu@jlai.lu 6 points 1 year ago

But did they use reply all to apologize to all the recipients about their email?

[-] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago

Please remove me from this mailing list

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[-] kokesh@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

It is SO HORRIBLE Stephen Hawking got on his feet.

[-] elboyoloco@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

*got on his feef

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

And out of his grave

[-] dyen49k@kbin.social 18 points 1 year ago

It's a tetrahedron, duh

[-] danc4498@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

How many dimensions is that picture though?

[-] HumbertTetere@feddit.de 16 points 1 year ago

The blokes are obviously at different heights, that's all.

[-] yjr4df0708@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 year ago
[-] jxk@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 year ago

Let's do the math. Let's name the points A B C D, where A and D are separated by 6 feef, and all other point pairs by 6 feet. There fore, ABC and BCD are equilateral triangles of side length 6 feet. This leaves two possibilities for the distance between A and D: either they are the same point, or their distance is twice the height of an equilateral triangle with 6 feet side. Since A and D are clearly distinct, we'll go with the latter. That makes the distance AD to be equal to 6 feet times the square root of three, giving a value of sqrt(3) feet for one feef.

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Thank you, ChatGPT

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

1 feef is 12 finches

[-] dewritoninja@pawb.social 15 points 1 year ago

Kid named tetrahedron

[-] sagrotan@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Why? The diagram is from above and they're shifted in 3 dimensions. Now draw that. I'm not asking. DRAW IT!

[-] Canadian_Cabinet@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 year ago

If the 6 feet is from head to head, couldn't you flip two people upside down?

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[-] BCsven@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

No one is mentioning that the math doesn't work out if the staight line distances are constraints then the diagonals are not correct, and vice versa.

[-] juliebean@lemm.ee 43 points 1 year ago

i think that is the joke

[-] pjhenry1216@kbin.social 28 points 1 year ago

You do understand what the Pythagorean theorem is, right?

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[-] TimeSquirrel@kbin.social 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

No one has to mention because everybody gets it already.

[-] takeda@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

This is actually possible, if 1 feef = 0 feet

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[-] irmoz@reddthat.com 7 points 1 year ago

That's what the whole comment section is discussing. It's the point of the post

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[-] CaptionAdam@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I did the math the diagonal distance is ~8.5Ft

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[-] intrepid@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

Oh! come on! How hard is it to social distance in a tetrahedron?

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